Nic Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 See here: Armies of the World This thread really does take the biscuit...... I'll get my kagool.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 If a biscuit refused to fight would he be a 'Draft Jammie Dodger'? The pacifist of the biscuit world, the bickie with a big heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Tesco finest cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 i would go with Ginger Biscuits too as they rock hard on the outside if they were eaten in a large quantity they would create such bad wind you would die from the terrible smell,they evil. nice with milk though they also just right size to throw,they fit nicely in your hand,wrap your pointy index finger around the outside of the biscuit form maximum launching.throw it that hard that your arm hurts. 2nd choice would be chocolate hobnobs they can be slam dunked a million times and show no signs of falling apart unlike a rich tea. dunk me,dunk me again,again,again or you have the caramel chocolate biscuits take the guy from moonraker to eat & chew them fookers. jaffa biscuits are no good as they pretty on the outside and soft on the inside where it counts. they the anti war biscuits of the war world :giveup: bourbons and custard creams no good if they get captured.they would be eaten slowly,eat one of the sides of to leave the center cream filled fest exposed they would then be made to stick in front of a hot fire till your fingertips burning,you know that will be the end of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 i would go with Ginger Biscuits too as they rock hard on the outside if they were eaten in a large quantity they would create such bad wind you would die from the terrible smell,they evil. nice with milk though they also just right size to throw,they fit nicely in your hand,wrap your pointy index finger around the outside of the biscuit form maximum launching.throw it that hard that your arm hurts. 2nd choice would be chocolate hobnobs they can be slam dunked a million times and show no signs of falling apart unlike a rich tea. dunk me,dunk me again,again,again or you have the caramel chocolate biscuits take the guy from moonraker to eat & chew them fookers. jaffa biscuits are no good as they pretty on the outside and soft on the inside where it counts. they the anti war biscuits of the war world :giveup: bourbons and custard creams no good if they get captured.they would be eaten slowly,eat one of the sides of to leave the center cream filled fest exposed they would then be made to stick in front of a hot fire till your fingertips burning,you know that will be the end of them. Thats a very "deep" look at buscuits man. You have far too much time on your hands if you can analyse buscuits in that much detail. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightsix Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 I think first line of attack would be with custard creams...the pawns of biscuits so to speak. After the initial attack, I'd send a wave of party rings to confuse the enemy with their swirling colours and sickly sweet coating. Main attack force would be a tin of butter cookies that I always get for Christmas. Roll 'em in like a big tank before they leap out and attack in force (there always seems to be hundreds in one tin!). Just as the enemy were about to surrender, I'd send in a platoon of wagon wheels from the South.... I've played "Risk" with biscuits before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris aka fonz Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Chocalate Fingers , hell yeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enduroace1 Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Ginger bread men because they could walk and have arms a head so must have a brain and could piss on all the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Top thread! I know which biscuit would succomb first - those pansy-arse pink wafers. Definitely a leftie, bourbon-loving peacenik biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmatty Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Malted milks on the winning team ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Digestives. In any scenario involving multiple types of biscuit, they are always, always the last biscuits left - usually with minimal casualties. Don't f*** with them. -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyrick Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Your all talking territorial part timers! What about the fully trained full time fighting biscuits: http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/08/07/civilwar.biscuits.ap/ "Dry as a bone and hard as a brick!" Then there's your Anzac biscuits... and what they clobbered the French with on the "Victory" in the battle of Trafalgar (with added weavils). Battle hardened and with years of fighting experience - your part time territorials don't stand a chance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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