Oddball Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority. The transcript was released by the MOD on 10/10/95. BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a Collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision. BRITS: Negative. You will have to avert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course. AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. BRITS: We are a lighthouse. Fu*k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Pure class Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roboldham Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 but like all "ACTUAL" things on the interweb, urban myth sadly. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 but like all "ACTUAL" things on the interweb, urban myth sadly. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm R Spoil sport Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddball Posted August 25, 2005 Author Share Posted August 25, 2005 Nobody likes a smart arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Amazing .............................................. even if it is a myth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Ohhhhhhhh Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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