Ewen Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 ....and this one is BAD A sea-food restaurant keeps live stock in tanks. In a tank of various lobsters, mussels etc, there is a small, timid, bright-green squid that has an unusual growth under its eyes resembling a moustache. This squid is too ugly to eat and has become a loved staff pet. Egon Ronay pays a surprise visit one day, and after looking at the menu, he chooses squid - hes invited to pick one out for himself, and the staff are horrified when he picks the ugly green one covering in the corner...'but sir, he is a pet, hes ugly and too small and hes GREEN'..Egon insists, as timid green squids are particularly tasty...Reluctantly, Gervais (the owner) fishes the poor squid out and takes him to the kitchen....he lays him on the slab and with tears in his eyes prepares to blat it one with a mallet - but he cant bring himself to do it, so he asks Hans (hard-assed dish washer) to do the dirty deed...Hans grabs the squid with one hand and the mallet with the other, but on seeing the squids big eyes looking pleadingly up at him, he drops the mallet and runs off in tears......... which just goes to show...Hans that washes the dishes is as soft as Gervais, with a mild, green furry-lipped squid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Group buy on shot guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 forget the shotgun, just use our bare hands to kill him!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MR.B Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Heard it before but... at least it can only get better?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 if by better, you mean worse, then yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 4th Sept it is then: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ken.holland/smilies/wos_armee_118.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 4th september is.... Fight night Wouldnt bring ur missus mate its gonna be a blood bath!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 It wouldnt be fair, theres only ten of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 It's his age..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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