Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. "I guess it just leaves an impression." A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?" Dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse ?" asks the owner. "A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to his finest mare. "Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?". The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's eyes. "Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?". Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth. "Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again,picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears. "Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I see her twot?" With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that, can I see her wun awound?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 First was crap second was very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovels Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 dwarf joke - v.funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 LMAO The 2nd is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 lol thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 dwarf joke is brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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