Ewen Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 guy goes into a pub with a slice of bread stuck to each side of his head - asks for a pint, the landlord says 'sorry, we dont serve sandwiches' supermans flying over Central Park on a sunday afternoon, and he spots Cat-Woman lying on the grass, totally naked with her legs wide open - taking the oportunity, using his super-speed, he flies down and shags her silly and flies off again in the blink of an eye ' what the hell was that' said Cat-Woman ' 'Dont know but it f**king hurt', said the Invisible Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 guy goes into a pub with a slice of bread stuck to each side of his head - asks for a pint, the landlord says 'sorry, we dont serve sandwiches' supermans flying over Central Park on a sunday afternoon, and he spots Cat-Woman lying on the grass, totally naked with her legs wide open - taking the oportunity, using his super-speed, he flies down and shags her silly and flies off again in the blink of an eye ' what the hell was that' said Cat-Woman ' 'Dont know but it f**king hurt', said the Invisible Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitelightning Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerotop Dave Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 supermans flying over Central Park on a sunday afternoon, and he spots Cat-Woman lying on the grass, totally naked with her legs wide open - taking the oportunity, using his super-speed, he flies down and shags her silly and flies off again in the blink of an eye ' what the hell was that' said Cat-Woman ' 'Dont know but it f**king hurt', said the Invisible Man Flippin' heck, I was telling this joke when I was at school nearly 20 years ago!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 ok....new smiley required A head in hands one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pete Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 guy goes into a pub with a slice of bread stuck to each side of his head - asks for a pint, the landlord says 'sorry, we dont serve sandwiches' I thought this was really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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