Trig Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" Made me laugh anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CardiffSupra Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 LOL! good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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