Bill Prawn Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Try this I'm off to level eight Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level6 for me.... Ah well, since I don't believe in it, does it really make a difference?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 5 for me, I thought i'd be worse than that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitelightning Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Only Level 2 for me, but it did say I was very lusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 6..... :littled: but i go along with tdaxgav.... IF you don't BELIEVE in the bloody thing ? ! ? i DID hestitate at some of the answers though [NOT the bent questions i hasten to add ! ! !] FatS-HOMOPHOBE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 2... Extreme... apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Woo level 6 I've been banished to the city of 'Dis', which strangely sounds a lot like "Diss" in Norfolk.... not a bad place to go for the afterlife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 3 of hell...... on my own by the looks of it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 who are whipped by horned demons Could be worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Lev 2........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAngry Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 6 for me also!!! looks like we are going to have a party there fellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren j adams Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Lev 5 D We all going down v v v V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Ive been to hell and back, several times, but overall, I still prefer Dorset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael parker Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 level 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 2 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 2. there must be a lot of bad f*ckers out there. Heaven help you all. j/k, I'm no bible-chucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 6 for me...We're doomed I tell ya...doomed [scottish voice off Dads Army] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitelightning Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Ive been to hell and back, several times, but overall, I still prefer Dorset You live a few miles from me, Im in Blandford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 6 for me also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Level 2 - lustful! I thought next door's cat was giving me those come-hither looks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 I think I will have a pass for all levels.... may be a day in each lvl China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Lindsey: Level 6 for me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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