roboldham Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Early man had little choice when he wanted entertainment. He would basically sit in the entrance of his cave, jerk off, and watch his neighbors. If he waited long enough, hopefully he would catch a glimpse of them fucking their mate, beating their children, or getting eaten by a dinosaur. If he was lucky, he would get to see all three. If he was really lucky: all three at once. You would think our entertainment choices would have evolved right along with us. I say if anything they have gotten worse. People today enjoy the circus. The Romans invented them. But not pussy circuses like we have. They were designed as an alternative to watching your neighbors. Action was guaranteed. Every show they had lions eating people. Every show was followed by an orgy. In modern times, you're lucky if a lion eats even a couple people when you go to the circus. Sure, the modern circus is always good for an elephant trampling, but that's really more of a tease than a main event. And maybe you'll find a horny midget or a licentious acrobat to eat your ass at intermission if you're lucky, and you keep your ass spotless. In spite of this, most modern circuses still manage to deliver a modicum of entertainment. But now there are more and more circuses without any animals. Crazy, dirty French circuses made up entirely of pretentious acrobatic clowns. These clowns rarely eat members of the audience and they are insufferably rude if you even dare suggest they fondle your buttocks or twist a nipple. As if we needed another reason to hate the French, or clowns. Around the 1700's man invented television. Of course these early televisions were made of wood and there were probably only 3 or 4 channels, with one of them being devoted entirely to churning butter. In the twentieth century we have cable television. There are over 5000 channels. They still have the channel devoted to churning butter, but now they also run it in Spanish. The Spanish version is way better because the butter churner has enormous tits. Sometimes Erik Estrada shows up to chase her around the butter churn wearing only a bonnet, a bow tie, and a pair of high heels. We all know that modern network television is highly regulated and censored. We expect it to be creamy soft serve dog shit in a cardboard cup. Basic cable is also a wasteland. Basic cable is divided between crappy low budget decorating shows, tedious wildlife shows, and that show where they build motorcycles. The motorcycle show, which used to be one of my favorites, is now just one big product placement opportunity for whatever corrupt corporation dumps a mountain of cash on these, 'rebel' bike builders/cheap corporate whores. Premium cable television is no better. They've hired all of the writers away from basic cable and network television and then they never put out any new shows. There is one new episode of the Sopranos every 3 years. The new season is going to open with A.J. getting a colostomy bag and moving into a retirement home. And what has basic cable and network television done now that they don't have any writers? They've switched to Reality Programs. What are Reality Programs? Cameras follow people around as they go about their day. Does this sound familiar? You're just sitting in the mouth of the cave watching your neighbors. We're back where we started, except this time there is no chance a dinosaur will show up and disembowel Bobby Brown. And that's a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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