Ewen Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 a few years back, we sold a fast sleek sportsboat to a famous London nightclub owner with long hair and a penchant for less mature ladies...a couple of weeks after taking delivery he sent us a list of comments / snags etc to be sorted by aftersales - one snag stood out.....he complained that 'the headroom in the forward cabin is so low that whilst making love to my lady friend doggy-style, I have to stick my head out through the deck hatch...having to smile and nod to all that pass is not conducive to the act in question'........aftersales, as ever, keen to keep the customer happy replied 'dear xxxx, whilst we regret the embarassment and discomfort you have experienced, it would be impractical and not in keeping with the style of the boat if we made the deck any higher. We will consider other options but in the meantime we suggest you try the missionary position' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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