Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!" And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i was going to say that if wit was shit youd be constipated, but I changed my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 i was going to say that if wit was shit youd be constipated, but I changed my mind Tactful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 i was going to say that if wit was shit youd be constipated, but I changed my mind Good job you didn't then eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Nice ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 i was going to say that if wit was shit youd be constipated, but I changed my mind glad u kept that to yourself mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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