Ewen Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 This was popular in the office a while back (edit to suit), but knowing you lot...! Nickname - Fister / Fester / Fozzie / Mr. Fisterfesterfoster Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Eminem, Jonathan Ross, Dot Cotton an a baseball bat Most precious possession - The Fistermobile obviously Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Bladerunner Worst car ever owned - Datsun Decrepit (never failed an MOT cuz it never took one) Car most like you and why - Corvette, young clothes covering a dinosaur chassis Claim to fame - Donald Peasance and Lionel Stander (Max from Hart to Hart) were at my 6th birthday party End of term report - 'continually sets himself lower and lower standards, which he consistantly fails to achieve' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Fair dues Nickname - Gav/Chav/Chav-a-smurf/smurf Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Cameroon Diaz Most precious possession - Both Supra's Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Contact (Carl Sagan jobbie) Worst car ever owned - Mini Something (had it 3 days before I got rid) Car most like you and why - MKIV Supra, built to hotrod standards Claim to fame - Good friends with Guy Harris from 2Ten, spent a few shows with him End of term report - 'Easily distracted, doesn't focus, and could do so much better' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Mitch, no idea why but unrelated people suddenly call me it Would like to be stuck in a lift with - A lift engineer Most precious possession - A plant my mum gave me before she died Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - American Psycho Worst car ever owned - Cut and shut Fiesta 1.4S Car most like you and why - Widearched Astra, plain and simple, bit fat but honest Claim to fame - Sold a cordless drill to Patrick Stewart without realising who he was. End of term report - 'Needs to learn to bite his tongue and take his tablets on a regular basis' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - ferretface/ferret/cocknose Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Girl from OC (blonde hair) Most precious possession - house + Car Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Cruel intentions Worst car ever owned - Mk2 fiesta 1.1 Car most like you and why - Metro - Not always first in a race but then sometimes its better to cum second Claim to fame - My cousin is professional footballer played for chelsea,southampton,wimbeldon,crystal palace last 2 yrs and now Sheffield Utd End of term report - 'James likes to talk alot and distracts the rest of the class' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Mort, Boo, Fatwa, Lord Bollock (don't ask!) Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Jennifer Connelly Most precious possession - Car keys Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Office Space Worst car ever owned - Ford Escort Car most like you and why - My Supra. Bit too quiet at times. Claim to fame - Once told Timmy Mallet that "No, I don't know who you are. Get to the back" whilst in Virgin Megastore, Oxford Street, London when he tried to queue jump. I did know who he was and yes, he did go to the back. End of term report - Must work harder at being spontaneous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Trev. Would like to be stuck in a lift with - some food and water. Most precious possession - Supra. Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Pulp Fiction. Worst car ever owned - Austin Mini-Metro. Car most like you and why - MGB, only certain people like them and generally a bit slow. Claim to fame - The name of my school was in the Hayling Islander once. End of term report - .....and stay out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Homer(!) Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Sarah Beaney Most precious possession - The Supra Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Pulp fiction Worst car ever owned - Vauxhall Viva (bought at age 11 ) Car most like you and why - 67' Ford Mustang fastback (wanted one since seeing bullet when I was 10) Claim to fame - Distant member of the royal family End of term report - Homer not function beer well without Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - China, Chinky, Would like to be stuck in a lift with - can't remember her name but she is the black singer who died in a plane crash with her crew. Real person of course, not the ghost Most precious possession - my life "health" Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - some chinese ones u would know about Worst car ever owned - Golf Driver 1.8 Car most like you and why - Audi A3 powerful and classy but blend in well Claim to fame - Dancer in a music video for a HK singer End of term report - too easily destracted, talk too much in class and a day dreamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Ro, fuckin scouser, tripod (don't ask lol) Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Jennifer Love Hewitt Most precious possession - Supra probably... Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Top Gun Worst car ever owned - Golf GL Car most like you and why - Supra although it's waaaay too slow. Claim to fame - Was on the front of the 2002 Liverpool FC calander (yes it still sold a few copies!) End of term report - Far too easily distracted and too cheeky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lick_ Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ]Nickname Angel/monkey -when I was younger Freddie, as in Crugger(sp?) because I have really long nails Would like to be stuck in a lift with no one, being stuck in a lift would always suck beyond belief.... ok my boyfriend Most precious possession a diamond ring my dad bought me for my 21st birthday, I'll never take it off. Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it my little pony the movie...what???? Worst car ever owned only ever owned one car, and I love him Car most like you and why a Ferrari- complete show-off, costs alot to keep. Claim to fame I work in the shop that the London bombers bought some of their equipment from,Oh and I served Dane Bowers, and had no idea who he was tee-hee End of term report Under achiever,needs to speak up alot more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - tripod (don't ask lol) dont need to ask its coz of the stream of s**t that comes out your mouth makes u look like a tripod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Ed/Eddy/Ted Would like to be stuck in a lift with - SuperNanny (from Chl 4) Most precious possession - Supra/Cats Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Thin Red Line/The Eye (J-Horror) Worst car ever owned - Fiat Uno 45 Car most like you and why - Land Rover - Hard worker but, nothin special to look at. Claim to fame - Had a drink with an female extra from 'Heartbeat' End of term report - enthusatic, good sense of humor but needs to knuckle down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 WSB2 - past your bedtime isn't it you cock.......................................................nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Dutch. Would like to be stuck in a lift with - an over 40 hottie. Most precious possession - Supra. Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Kill Bill. Worst car ever owned - Reliant Robin van (Delboy type). Car most like you and why - Supra - thirsty!. Claim to fame - Shook hands with Princess Margaret. End of term report - Sorry, much too long ago to remember, but they were all BAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Digsy at work, Blakey outside of work. Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Mcanny nicked what I was going to say. Anyone but Bruce Willis. Most precious possession - My health (is that pretentious?) Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - The Dambusters Worst car ever owned - Mini Metro HLE Car most like you and why - McLaren F1 because its an example of what Engineers can do when accountants don't stand in their way. Claim to fame - Ummmmm...I'm on first name terms with the guy who stunt drove the white Esprit in "The Spy Who Loved Me". End of term report - Should get out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 tripod (don't ask lol) http://www.gnelson.demon.co.uk/tripage/i/banner3.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname -Ang/ Pudding (childhood name, Hated pudding) Would like to be stuck in a lift with -Sean Bean Most precious possession - Supra/Cats Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Highlander Worst car ever owned - Nova 1.2 in Black with go faster stripes (first Car) Car most like you and why - Claim to fame - Terry Gilliam (Monty Phython) and Stephen Fry watched a play I was in and met Nicolas Lindhurst, and Dennis Waterman at a party in London. End of term report - Too competitive! __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Loll, Lobster, Jake, 'lil Jake Would like to be stuck in a lift with - A crate of Stella Most precious possession - My 12 stone, 6'6''(on his back legs), Great Dane called Mac. Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Fight Club or Pulp Fiction Worst car ever owned - Fiat 127 (But they're great fun in the snow with some Mud and Snow tyres) Car most like you and why - 80's Volvo Estate. Overweight, outdated, drinks too much, goes on and on forever, rarely serviced. Claim to fame - Made the front page of local paper for setting fire to a police car (which wasn't true) and letting the handbrake off said car and making it then flatten a Police motorcycle.(which might have been slightly true but I didn't mean to, it was a happy accident - which took me 3 years to pay for) End of term report - must try less harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Angie, you have the same precious possessions as me Jake, on the police car. I take it this wasn't a recent event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Gaz/G-force/'Force/Gief/Gal Would like to be stuck in a lift with - My (tipsy) wife Most precious possession - Casper (Staffie) Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Hitch (this will change every day) Worst car ever owned - wife's mk2 Fiesta cvt. Car most like you and why - Cerbera- shocking styling, punches above it's weight. Claim to fame - Interviewed by Tiff on 5th Gear. End of term report - Side tracked easily... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Chis, and various disparaging height related wisecracks spoken by short people:D Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Digsy nicked my Bruce Willis joke An agoraphobic I think would be cheery company. Failing that a scared girl with big waps. Most precious possession - My mind. Everything else I can replace through it. Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - Contact Also The Abyss, directors' cut. Worst car ever owned - an NA MkIII Supra deathtrap shed that lasted for 10 days and caused pretty much all my cynicism later in life Car most like you and why - Well, duh. The MkIV Supra for it's bangs-per-buck value Claim to fame - Appeared on national news at prime time on more than one occasion, firing a handgun End of term report - Ian is brilliant at the things he likes or feels he has to do. If something isn't what he likes or feels he has to do, he will refuse to apply himself to it. (so f*** you, my old geography teacher ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname - Knocker or Max Would like to be stuck in a lift with - Halle Berry Most precious possession - My sons (although not really possessions) Fav film that doesnt have a light sabre in it - The Usual Suspects Worst car ever owned - Mini Van Car most like you and why - Ferrari Enzo (In your face, powerful and loud) Claim to fame - Played football for Wales End of term report - If Colin spent as much time studying as he does playing football....blah blah etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Claim to fame - Played football for WalesWTF? Really? Explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nickname – Billy, Horse Would like to be stuck in a lift with – a view Most precious possession - Memories Fav film that doesn’t have a light sabre in it – 2001 Worst car ever owned – Mini Metro HLE self imported. Car most like you and why – XK120 - old, classy with a bit of history. Claim to fame – nearly got run over by Benny Hill in his mini cooper. Got stopped for directions by the original line up Rolling Stones on their way back from an all night party. Shook hands with the Queen mother. End of term report – Rather immature, could do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 WTF? Really? Explain Schoolboy and youth international and Boys Club caps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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