ellis Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 And remember mate, it's only gay if you push back. And stay away from open windows on the first floor upwards. He'll creep up behind you and force you towards it, so that you HAVE to push back. Trust me. Well that's my plan well and truly busted. Plan 2: Rohypnol, gaffer tape and cable ties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I believe the best way is to relax and not struggle that's when people get hurt Struggle snuggle, Ellis likes to call that situation. I got a fiancé, it's rather distracting. Hope all is well mate NOOO, don't do it! Fiance's cost money! All is good mate, All married and kiddied up these days. This is how I know they're expensive! - - - Updated - - - Well that's my plan well and truly busted. Plan 2: Rohypnol, gaffer tape and cable ties! I've got some proper industrial style cable ties if you want some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 I got a fiancé, it's rather distracting. For those who don't speak the language, this translates as: "I'm f*cked, proper f*cked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Homer Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 For those who don't speak the language, this translates as: "I'm f*cked, proper f*cked". Yep. That is all I have to say on the matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 for those who don't speak the language, this translates as: "i'm f*cked, proper f*cked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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