Jspec Germany Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Where does the term "taking the piss" come from? Sorry, just a yank trying to get learned up on my queen's english slang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Comes from the old english saying "piss-proud" when you wake up in the morning with an erection, but it is attributed to a full bladder, a false erection. So to take the piss is to deflate someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 That's probably the most interesting fact I've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Nothing to do with urine transportation then.... Interesting factoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I never knew that ...see get to know summit new all the time !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 You learn something new every day with this place don't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 What about if you wake up with a deflated pole and still pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 What about if you wake up with a deflated pole and still pee Never had that problem myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 that means someone else has taken the piss out of you , and you need to check your chocolate starfish for forced entry lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Well i never... Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 This whole thread is piss taking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Related joke: What's grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?.... A Kidney Dialysis Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 That's probably the most interesting fact I've ever heard pmsl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I've learned a new phrase too.. "Chocolate starfish". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 "Chocolate starfish"???? "Rusty Sheriff's badge" more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 "Chocolate starfish"???? "Rusty Sheriff's badge" more like. Rusty bullet hole - its the same hole tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmatty Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Rusty bullet hole - its the same hole tho I always prefer "Back Doors" - sounds quite subtle in conversation (that is whenever you talk about, oh well, whatever!) What about the word Berk !! Any starters for 10??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I always prefer "Back Doors" - sounds quite subtle in conversation (that is whenever you talk about, oh well, whatever!) What about the word Berk !! Any starters for 10??? Berk comes from the Berkshire Hunt, it is a rhyming slang word for c**t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 if you slip off Biffins Bridge and stab the chocolate starfish, you win your brown wings, as you marmite-miners well know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 FLMAO... f*cked up as I am.. good stuff boys. what abou t the rubber cherrio? or the rubber ballooon knot? There are all kinds of word s for sticking int in her pooper. (a bit piussed, sorry fellers) The "ole' back door surprise", "gettin' er dirty", "hey how's that feel?" Time to go clim bin bed with wife and rub the cooter.. Think she'll mind? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 funny how a question gets all twisted j spec g , taking the piss and me and everybody else thinking of names for the old shit shute lol. bollocks there i go again lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 LMFAO at this thread..How many names for the turd burgler's window can one BBS come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Corn-holeo! Slap her in the crapper! The ole brown eye *wink, wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 quality exhaust thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A mate of mine was working in NY and said with out thinking "I'm just popping out for a fag". Jaws hit the floor, his mates thought he was going out to get himself some bum love, should have said cigarette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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