Ewen Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 posting naff jokes again (Ive paid my £30 squid so Im in for life....sorry guys) Lady walks into a wine bar - barman asks her what she would like - lady replies 'Id like an inuendo please'...so he gave her one The Red Baron has a night off in Paris after a hard days dog-fighting - visits a brothel and takes a young lady and a bottle of Cognac upstairs - she strips and lays on the bed - the Red Baron opens the bottle of Cognac, pours it over the poor girls nether regions and lights it with a match - when the Red Baron goes down, he goes down in flames Whats the difference between a cross-country run and Jamie Oliver ? Ones a pant in the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Mods, BAN HIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I liked 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 While we are on the subject of naff jokes how bout this one: A British man is working abroad in America and after a few weeks he gets some money together and heads for the local brothel. Once in he slams $500 down on the counter and demands the cheapest, dirtiest, ugliest girl in the place and a bacon butty. The woman at recepetion exclaims "Sir, with all that money you could have 3 of the highest class girls we have here and whatever meal you desire". To which the man replies, "I'm not a pervert love, im just homesick". Ill get my coat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 that's class!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 [ELVIS] Thankyou, Thankyou very much [/ELVIS] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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