mikeyb10supra Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 > > After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo,(and > > He > > doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still > > standing on > > the curb. > > > > "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your > > > > seat so we can leave?" > > > > "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive > > at > > the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." > > > > "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if > > something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone > > to > > work that morning. > > > > "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. > > > > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind > > the > > wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the > > airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. > > > > "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the > > Pope > > keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm > > gonna lose my license," moans the driver. > > > > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches but > > the > > cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the > > radio. > > > > "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets > > on > > the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred > > and > > five. > > > > "So bust him," says the Chief. > > > > "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. > > > > The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!" > > > > "No, I mean really important," said the cop. > > > > The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" > > > > Cop: "Bigger." > > > > Chief: "Governor?" > > > > Cop: "Bigger." > > > > "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" > > > > Cop: "I think it's God!" > > > > Chief: "What makes you think it's God?" > > > > Cop: "He's got the f*cking Pope as a chauffeur! Have a good W'end Ya'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 pmsl! Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 great joke LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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