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I'm starting a 'Church of Supra' religion


Aerotop Dave

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LMAO!

So,... is Sunday the offical "forum" day.

Before you go to bed you need to pray:

 

Our Supra, who art in the garage,

hallowed be thy car.

Thy Kingdom come,

MODS will be done,

on earth as it is in Toyota

Give us this day our daily fuel.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into police stations,

but deliver us from the law.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA

Our Father in Japan,

hallowed be your name.

Your Kingdom come,

your will be done,

in England as in Japan

Give us today our daily fuel.

Forgive us our sins,

as we forgive those who race against us.

Lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from the law.

For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours.

Now and for ever. Supra

 

 

That is simply brilliant! (Iccle tweek)

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"The path of the righteous Supra is beset on all sides by the inequities

of boy racers and the tyranny of evil speed cameras.

 

Blessed is he who, in the name of horse power and torque,

tunes the weak through the valley of turbo lag.

 

For he is truly his Supra's keeper and the finder of lost horsepower.

 

And I will strike down upon BMWs with great vengeance

and furious anger those who attempt to race and beat me.

 

And you will know I have a Supra when I lay my vengeance upon you."

 

SUPRA 25:17.

 

 

 

:notworthy all praise our new religion that is Supra :notworthy

 

This thread is awesome, definately the best one for quite some time :clap:

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"The path of the righteous Supra is beset on all sides by the inequities

of boy racers and the tyranny of evil speed cameras.

 

Blessed is he who, in the name of horse power and torque,

tunes the weak through the valley of turbo lag.

 

For he is truly his Supra's keeper and the finder of lost horsepower.

 

And I will strike down upon BMWs with great vengeance

and furious anger those who attempt to race and beat me.

 

And you will know I have a Supra when I lay my vengeance upon you."

 

SUPRA 25:17.

 

LOL

:thumbs:

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The Supra Hymm (To the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful)

 

All things fast and furious,

All turbos big and small,

All things bling and powerful,

The Supra has them all.

 

Each b o v that opens,

Each exhaust pipe that sings,

We polish their glowing colours,

Put oil inside their rings:

 

All turbos twin and single,

All hybrids great and small,

All n/a's and the aerotops,

The Supra has them all.

 

The J spec and the UK,

The polished engine bay,

The bauble of a big exhaust,

That brightens up the day:

 

All things shiny and tunable,

All wheels spoked and wired,

All tyres spinning and smoking,

The Supra has to be admired.

 

The power in a straight line,

The drifting in a turn,

The looks from all the people,

We love them every one:

 

All things standard and BPU,

All HP great and small,

All aftermarket and the JDM,

The Supra has them all.

 

We love to let others see them,

Let truckers look on in awe,

How great is the Supra,

We have reasons by the score:

 

All things fast and furious,

All turbos big and small,

All things bling and powerful,

The Supra has them all.

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Christ I wish Id posted some of this stuff....vv funny guys....does this forum offer yearly awards ? there should be some recognition of the genius behind some of these threads, voted for by members etc etc......best thread / funniest thread etc maybe also the naffest thread (Id like to win something too) best car etc whatever etc.....more work for the mods I know, but could be fun.........

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Now all we need are some rules. I was thinking of 'good acts' and 'temptations'. What can we come up with?

 

 

Good Acts

1) Thou shall not run Supra with standard exhaust

2) Thou shall respect Chris Wilson as an ArchDeacon of our Church

3) As you buy other's unwanted bits via the For Sale forum, so shall you sell on your garage clearouts too

 

Temptations

1) The Devil takes many forms - beware his trickery via the wood panelled dash

2) Ye blow-off valve - ponder thy parpy sound and if it maketh thee too pratish.

 

:confession mode on:

I am a sinner....I like to play Fcuk You by Ja Rule (from the rule 3:36 album) which is the tune for FnF #1 at the start of any Soop convoy's I'm in :hide: - I feel like a ricer but, it's like the build up in a film where the music takes you along that build up sequence...This tune does it for me.

 

If I play FCUK THE POLICE by NWA straight afterwards will this make up for my sin ?

 

Please lord, HELP ME!!

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