Carl_S Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm interested in what hell would look like and what heaven would look like too. Is there a baptism of sorts to enter the religion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh yes. You need to be baptized before joining the Church but around these parts we dont use water,... its petrol. Hope you don't smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm interested in what hell would look like and what heaven would look like too. Is there a baptism of sorts to enter the religion? Just quoting for the benefit of all of you who have him on 'ignore'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 It all sounds a bit hells angely. No I don't smoke, do you have to have a beard to enter? Sure this won't be classifed as a sect? I'm quite interested in sects. Try saying that on a night out. RedM going for popularity again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Just quoting for the benefit of all of you who have him on 'ignore'. We'll have no discrimination in the Church please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 lmao brill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Funniest post this year!! 4 years ago you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 4 years ago you mean. Yes, ahem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 I've now been ex-communicated for going to the dark side!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 brilliant start it as a social group & see how many join:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I've now been ex-communicated for going to the dark side!!! Come back Tim. Our religious seemans sermons have never been the same without your detailed description of the differences between Adam and Eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 This is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan P Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I'm interested in what hell would look like and what heaven would look like too. Is there a baptism of sorts to enter the religion? hell would be full of french cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 As the self appointed 'only christian member' in this club I could be hugely offended by this................................ but I actually find it hugely funny hahaha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 just quoting for the benefit of all of you who have him on 'ignore'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 according to the last census a large %age of the uk were jedi worriors so the "supra" has a real chance, and its as substantial as some other religions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i think most jedi warriors drive Supra's anyway, so it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 quality idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 id like to contribute to this. here is what i was thinking - we can only marry other supra drivers of the opposite sex - we chop off anyones head who diss's the supra - we start a war with the saxo owners club for bringing shame on the supra community - we stone to death any supra driver that loses out during a 'spirited drive' - you cannot be prosecuted for speeding due to religious grounds, these being that you drive a supra. - we must chant the name 'Kiichiro Toyoda' whenever we are beating up, raping or killing anyone - if anyone questions our religion and has a valid point then we'l make up new guidelines on the spot just to prove them wrong im sure il think of more as the day goes on but ive gotta go and turn some water into petrol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Church of Supra has re-opned HA-LA-LOO-YA Thanks to Alex for the image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonR24 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Spirit. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, and ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs.... Completely original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulfreak Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Supr-Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_ufo Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 lmao@this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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