TrickTT Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Alright, i know its not Friday, but this ones too good to wait. A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car accident, he had lost both his arms and legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fcuked?" The fellow said "No". She said "You will be when the tide comes in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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