Pete Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?" "No" she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_M Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tepster Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyboy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "No" she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher" So there's more than one son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 6, 2005 Author Share Posted August 6, 2005 So there's more than one son? The bit I didn't tell in the story is that the father had twin boys and she teaches both in the same class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 the cucumber was a nice, vegetarian touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyboy Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 The bit I didn't tell in the story is that the father had twin boys and she teaches both in the same class. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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