mellonman Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 i was caught drink driving on friday so i had 3 beers out with the mrs for her birthday over a few hours and with food so thought i would of been in the clear so i got pulled and was asked to take a breathalizer and failed on the road side so was taken to the station for a propper test so i had the choice of urine or breath so thought i would go for a urine sample at the custody desk so they gave me my bottle for my sample and i suplied my goods but as i was giving back to the custody sargent at the desk and he was signing it in a fight broke out at the custody desk and he left the sample on the side so i took it back and hid it in my pants in all the confusion, after it all settled down they let me go on my merry way and was to await the results,which i already knew i had so was gonna get off scott free anyway the police had come round this morning and asked about where my sample was i said i didnt know they should have it but they had checked the cctv and had me on tape taking it you wont believe what they charged me with.......................... taking the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Nice joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listy Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 There I was thinking that was something serious lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashbuster Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 same here lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 hehe i see the other drink driving thread and remembered this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyline1 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Quality mate....was i your inspiration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazuk Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 i was caught drink driving on friday so i had 3 beers out with the mrs for her birthday over a few hours and with food so thought i would of been in the clear so i got pulled and was asked to take a breathalizer and failed on the road side so was taken to the station for a propper test so i had the choice of urine or breath so thought i would go for a urine sample at the custody desk so they gave me my bottle for my sample and i suplied my goods but as i was giving back to the custody sargent at the desk and he was signing it in a fight broke out at the custody desk and he left the sample on the side so i took it back and hid it in my pants in all the confusion, after it all settled down they let me go on my merry way and was to await the results,which i already knew i had so was gonna get off scott free anyway the police had come round this morning and asked about where my sample was i said i didnt know they should have it but they had checked the cctv and had me on tape taking it you wont believe what they charged me with.......................... taking the piss Nearly ran outta breathe reading that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 Nearly ran outta breathe reading that... haha i know i put all the full stops at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashbuster Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 lol. I was genuinely worried for you there for a mo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 This happened to LBM a while ago I think. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?210493-I-ve-been-nicked&highlight=drink+driving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 This happened to LBM a while ago I think. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?210493-I-ve-been-nicked&highlight=drink+driving Tough crowd that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 Tough crowd that night its all about how you tell them cant believe i missed that post first time R.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbuddy Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 haha i like it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 One of the better jokes on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Lol good one!! I also thought it was a serious story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Excellent joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 its all about how you tell them r.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wewsupra Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 had me going lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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