Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I think we should do away with the police force and replace them with stealth attack ninjas. Then it won't matter what they look like as you will never see them coming anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I think we should do away with the police force and replace them with stealth attack ninjas. Then it won't matter what they look like as you will never see them coming anyway. Ooooh i like that, though i am not exactly a ninja shaped/capable person so i will have to quit. Ah shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Ooooh i like that, though i am not exactly a ninja shaped/capable person so i will have to quit. Ah shame. Don't despair as there will be try outs for the shooting squads to help keep the prison population down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I think we should do away with the police force and replace them with stealth attack ninjas. Then it won't matter what they look like as you will never see them coming anyway. The trouble with Nnjas is, after a while they become complacent. Sloppy even. Uk thugs would be too easy. Then the boredom sets in. So what do they do to cheer themselves up? Doughnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 The trouble with Nnjas is, after a while they become complacent. Sloppy even. Uk thugs would be too easy. Then the boredom sets in. So what do they do to cheer themselves up? Doughnuts. Do away with the firing squads and put the prison population on to the isle of wight then release the ninjas on the island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Do away with the firing squads and put the prison population on to the isle of wight then release the ninjas on the island. A training ground, i like this, we could call it 'Thunderdome', or because of the fear of being sued for copy right call it 'Ninja land', it would visit for a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Need investment? I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-mkiv Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I know the solution, to everything.....Chuck Norris!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I know the solution, to everything.....Chuck Norris!!!!! A bit late for that isn't it who do you think trained all my stealth attack ninjas .... keep up please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-mkiv Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 'Trained by' just doesn't cut it when faced with the true legend that is Chuck!!! Skoda are made by VW, but they'll never be the actual article. A bit late for that isn't it who do you think trained all my stealth attack ninjas .... keep up please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyTwo Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 A training ground, i like this, we could call it 'Thunderdome', or because of the fear of being sued for copy right call it 'Ninja land', it would visit for a holiday. Gotta watch out for those pesky holiday Ninjas though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Gotta watch out for those pesky holiday Ninjas though... http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/1/sand-ninjas.jpg Thats brilliant, im going to offer this idea up to my Gov when i am back to work, i wonder what he would say????.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Gotta watch out for those pesky holiday Ninjas though... http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/1/sand-ninjas.jpg I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 'Trained by' just doesn't cut it when faced with the true legend that is Chuck!!! Skoda are made by VW, but they'll never be the actual article. He is too busy sunbathing on the sun, after saving the world from the care bears he just likes to relax. However if the wombles ever try world domination then he will come out of retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Gotta watch out for those pesky holiday Ninjas though... http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/1/sand-ninjas.jpg 2 regiments already in training my good sir, recruiting now for tree ninjas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-ninja-shadow-cute-girl.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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