Colin-mkiv Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm going to eat a big bowl of scrambled egg in my driveway, just to show the little sh!ts what I'm capable of!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Surely this should be moved to the tech section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 one deficated on my fiesta the other day... i saw the little "beeeeeeeep" out my window. like he was taunting me. i shall have my revenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 one deficated on my fiesta the other day... i saw the little "beeeeeeeep" out my window. like he was taunting me. i shall have my revenge! Here you go. http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/images/51919.jpg&sa=X&ei=cQ6fT53XO8mp8QO0zbWXDw&ved=0CBAQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFjBSqRTKy8Gqmtz6HWS2jM99ZLBg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Here you go. http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/images/51919.jpg&sa=X&ei=cQ6fT53XO8mp8QO0zbWXDw&ved=0CBAQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFjBSqRTKy8Gqmtz6HWS2jM99ZLBg bit small dont ya think. c'mon graham use your noggin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 bit small dont ya think. c'mon graham use your noggin! I suppose so, I use this one to scare away cats from my car....... That is parked in France. http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qRy7i8Xa2g4/TAEmCdGQREI/AAAAAAAAF6w/cmLN9cIrhEo/s640/biggest_gun_ever_20100526_1884130024.jpg&sa=X&ei=lhSfT67fLdCp8QPAnbR8&ved=0CAwQ8wc4Gg&usg=AFQjCNH5gzlRGZUcpU9L3EU2LFcLtCqe8A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-mkiv Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 hahahaha, u crayzeee foool!!!I suppose so, I use this one to scare away cats from my car....... That is parked in France. http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qRy7i8Xa2g4/TAEmCdGQREI/AAAAAAAAF6w/cmLN9cIrhEo/s640/biggest_gun_ever_20100526_1884130024.jpg&sa=X&ei=lhSfT67fLdCp8QPAnbR8&ved=0CAwQ8wc4Gg&usg=AFQjCNH5gzlRGZUcpU9L3EU2LFcLtCqe8A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Buy an air rifle. Lot more satisfying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky1978 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I had a bird crap on me once. We never made it past the second date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I had a bird crap on me once. We never made it past the second date Surely if you could of crapped on here she would of been marriage material? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis6110 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Iv had the same problem lately, took the supra out for a spin saturday, got her home and gave her a nice big was, wax etc, the full works as the weather werent looking too bad, after i had done took her out again just literally 5 mins up the road dodging every puddle which i managed to perfectly only to find when i walked out of the shop my car had been attacked by bird crap, i mean the 10 mins i was in the shop there must have been 3 craps in different places over my car, and i werent anywhere near any trees, PESTS ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Last summer i was sat in my car with the door closed, and the window down just a couple of inches as i was cleaning my dash. A Seagull managed to get a turd through the gap in the window and all over my shoulder. Either i was the unluckiest man alive or that bird was the most skilled and determined seagull assassin there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky1978 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Surely if you could of crapped on here she would of been marriage material? Been there, done that, still paying for the divorce lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 My car gets pelted nearly everyday at work. The gulls are roosting all over the estate i work in and there is loads of them. The car got washed 3 times yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I suppose so, I use this one to scare away cats from my car....... That is parked in France. http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qRy7i8Xa2g4/TAEmCdGQREI/AAAAAAAAF6w/cmLN9cIrhEo/s640/biggest_gun_ever_20100526_1884130024.jpg&sa=X&ei=lhSfT67fLdCp8QPAnbR8&ved=0CAwQ8wc4Gg&usg=AFQjCNH5gzlRGZUcpU9L3EU2LFcLtCqe8A was hoping for something in blue? my mate...well i say mate, i mean school associate, got poo'd on by a seagull along with his sandwich. seeing a small filipino boy running around waving a sandwich shouting jiberish at a seagull was pricless to say the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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