Supraleeturbo Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 left my pals after watching all the Fast and Furious and started my drive home on the a27 doing about 60mph when a rabbit runs in front of my car, i look in thr rear view mirror and see it get up and run off. So i pull over to see whats happened to the bomex and it is smashed its got to go in the bin. Rabbit 1 Bomex 0 GUTTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonR24 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Not cool mate I know what it's like. Had it happen on my old civic coupe... Any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Bad times, my mate hit a badger in his lexus and it ruined alot more than his bumper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 we were doing about 60 in my mates vectra sri. a deer runs out. nowhere to go. sorry to hear about the bumper mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 we were doing about 60 in my mates vectra sri. a deer runs out. nowhere to go. sorry to hear about the bumper mate. That reminds me, what do you call a dear with no eyes?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 That reminds me, what do you call a dear with no eyes?! ermmm... dunno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 No idea (no eye'd dear) What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 No idea (no eye'd dear) What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?! Still no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra joe Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Same happened to supra stevo, do you have any pics of the damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky_waR Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 ouch.. I have hit a dog with my car and Owl on the bike.. Its amazing how much damage they can do.. What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Doug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Doug? nice what do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Douglas? What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 nice what do you call a man without a shovel on his head? shoveless man.... now as i got it right whats my prize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky_waR Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 shoveless man.... now as i got it right whats my prize? no idea.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Douglas? spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky_waR Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 What do you call a 3 legged donkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) what do you call someone whos crap at telling jokes?.....your right, its jamesy chucky's probs not any better either ^ Edited April 23, 2012 by tkddav3 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky_waR Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 what do you call someone whos crap at telling jokes?.....your write, its jamesy chucky's probs not any better either ^ haha.. a wonkey.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 haha.. a wonkey.. haha not gonna like, thats better than i thought it'd be... you still fail and therefor owe me a pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwarrior Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Seagull on head=Cliff Swim, no arms and legs=Bob Car on head=Jack Man in Bush=Russell Man dug out of the ground=Pete Man through letterbox=Bill Man through student letterbox=Grant Man pouring water=Phil Man in Raincoat=Mac Man in Large Raincoat=Big Mac Two raincoats=Max Two raincoats in cemetery=Max ByGraves Man with Pork Sandwich=Ahmed Man with 3 Pork Sandwiches=Mohammed Man doing exercise=Jim Man correcting schoolwork=Mark Man made out of rubber=Johnny Just though I'd save this thread being 200 pages long. I can do the women one's aswell, but I suspect I may get shot.... Shame about the bumper mate. Back on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaan W Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 LOL What do you call a fish with no legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 LOL What do you call a fish with no legs A FSH.....oh hang on thats not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaan W Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Its always the jokes that dont make sense that make me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 what do you call a famous singer with a microwave on his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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