supra joe Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 never bought anything but ive run down a street in greece half naked with a 12 pack of bottled water. oh im a wild one Lol been there, crazy times haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 46 days! ...to think they made me a mod! To be fair, we were drunk at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 To be fair, we were drunk at the time. On the Yacht - which in itself was a drunken purchase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 To be fair, we were drunk at the time. I usually am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 One night I decided I wanted a lighter collection - for weeks afterwards I had 2-3 little packets arriving everyday. 72 lighters later I had a collection....ouch. Didn't learn though.... Tonight I bid on a red phone box think I will win too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I adopted an Orangutan online once in a drunken stupor, i forgot all about it until they started sending me photos of him chilling with his friends....his name was Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 One night I decided I wanted a lighter collection - for weeks afterwards I had 2-3 little packets arriving everyday. 72 lighters later I had a collection....ouch. Didn't learn though.... Tonight I bid on a red phone box think I will win too!!! Know that is something I would love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 iv bidded on a few cars after a night out and then spent the next few day praying someone will out bid me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I bet secretly, you was alittle gutted. Yep I was stuck between a rock and a missus that would have ripped off my head and spat down my neck had she ever found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a98pmalcolm Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Ok, where do we start. 1. A Merc SL55 AMG engine 2. An Aston Martin V12 engine (from a DB7 V12) 3. A van load of corragated iron 4. 5 sets of bumper b0ll0cks to attach to family members cars. 5. A triple phase server rack. 6. 3 large oil drums. 7. A scalextric Le Mans set 8. Remote Control helicopter (which I subsequently built, then, when drunk, flew into the side of my house - destroying it). Bought some other cheap/stupid things, but they're the standout bits. HAHAHAHA brilliant! the scalextric set! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattross1313 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Not bought anything to outrageous but did manage to cable tie a tramp! He wasn't to pleased! I should stop drinking! Thats oustanding!!!! Top effort mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Custard! A whole trolley full of the stuff! Then got back, and subsequently decided to fill the bath with it......to the rim! To this day, dont remember any of it, except for the receipt i found in my jeans the next day.....£93 something on CUSTARD!!!!!!!! The wife was NOT happy to say the least! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Custard! A whole trolley full of the stuff! Then got back, and subsequently decided to fill the bath with it......to the rim! To this day, dont remember any of it, except for the receipt i found in my jeans the next day.....£93 something on CUSTARD!!!!!!!! The wife was NOT happy to say the least! He said drunk, not on acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 A green VW Golf convertible on Ebay. Why oh why, gave it to the Mrs for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spence Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Just about every car I owned including a b2000 lower rider pick up truck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I bought a hotel room, (which sounds sinister) and then got lumped a week later with a £400 bill for damages because I decided to throw a party in it. I cant remember a lot of that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyTwo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Ok, where do we start. 1. A Merc SL55 AMG engine 2. An Aston Martin V12 engine (from a DB7 V12) 3. A van load of corragated iron 4. 5 sets of bumper b0ll0cks to attach to family members cars. 5. A triple phase server rack. 6. 3 large oil drums. 7. A scalextric Le Mans set 8. Remote Control helicopter (which I subsequently built, then, when drunk, flew into the side of my house - destroying it). Bought some other cheap/stupid things, but they're the standout bits. Just can't beat that list! Legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Ask my Girlfriend to marry me, she is no the ex-wife , was very drunk, and never had the courage to say I didn't want to get married, lasted all of 6 months OPPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightsix Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Ended up at a 24hr Tesco at about 4am while drunk and bought 30 tins of value rice pudding. I bet my girlfriend (at the time) that I could eat all the tins before 10am. I was sick on the 8th! Also superglued a cup, saucer, biscuit and teaspoon to a bald mate's head while he was asleep. He woke up just as I was about to pour the tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 eBay when drunk...I'll never go there ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Ok, where do we start. 1. A Merc SL55 AMG engine 2. An Aston Martin V12 engine (from a DB7 V12) 3. A van load of corragated iron 4. 5 sets of bumper b0ll0cks to attach to family members cars. 5. A triple phase server rack. 6. 3 large oil drums. 7. A scalextric Le Mans set 8. Remote Control helicopter (which I subsequently built, then, when drunk, flew into the side of my house - destroying it). Bought some other cheap/stupid things, but they're the standout bits. Hope that lot wasnt in one night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.