Robzki Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Unfortunately mkivsupra.net moderators and members are not encouraged to do manouevres with strut braces and peoples' bottoms, thereby turning it into an Arse brace. If we did that, all the freaks out there would want to join us Now they tell us. Its the only reason I'm here....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Well I'm glad you got to the bottom of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Well I'm glad you got to the bottom of that one. I see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Does this explain what happened to Lexmk4s strut brace in the dispute section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Do we need to do a cavity search ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://science.hq.nasa.gov/kids/imagers/ems/hannah2.jpg&sa=X&ei=5_WNT5SvKcbA0QXMxdjmDA&ved=0CA0Q8wc&usg=AFQjCNF_2977rY2EhMZzg_WnGC_PB-O0pA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 does this explain what happened to lexmk4s strut brace in the dispute section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Do we need to do a cavity search ? http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0229175/0229175_l.jpg&sa=X&ei=dfaNT9SDJeel0AWK0djtDA&ved=0CAwQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHq8zJa6wqltIGBCOKtQHAwT3S6iA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yeah yeah make me the butt of your jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yeah yeah make me the butt of your jokes. It could get a hole lot worse though mate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-mkiv Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I'm dreading my initiation party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Its actually an initiation parting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-mkiv Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Its actually an irritiation farting Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Thought this would be relevant.... Step 1: Flame Wars By-and-large, the trouble with The Internet, and forums in particular, is that everyone gets to be anonymous. That essentially gives them free reign to be as snooty and argumentative as they like. A ‘troll' posts deliberately controversial or annoying messages for the specific purpose of getting a rise out of people and initiating a hate-filled and overly-argumentative thread. The appropriate course of action is simply not to respond. Don't feed the troll. Step 2: Godwin's Law Godwin's Law states that “as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.” What that means in real terms is that sooner or later someone involved in a forum argument will be likened to a Nazi, or displaying Hitler-like tendencies. Please note that if you're the one invoking Godwin's Law and likening someone to a Nazi, you've immediately lost the argument because it's such a lame-a** low blow. Step 3: Fanboys Approximately 99.9% of all online forums are based around videogames. Sadly, there are several members of the videogame community who have such an overly-fanatical devotion to their particular console that they're somehow incapable of admitting any other system might have good features too. They're best ignored, because ‘Fanboys' are basically a special subset of ‘Troll', and as such are all Nazis and/ or Hitler. Step 4: Teenagers Sadly, teenagers are allowed on The Internet too. They have funny ways of spelling and don't understand that proper grownups don't want to put up with their pubescent attempts at ‘humour'. There's nothing you can do about Teenagers on The Internet, you'll just have to learn to circumnavigate them. Not all teenagers are evil, mind. Just most of them. Step 5: Post Count Every time you post, your post count goes up by one. Some people seem to think that the higher the post count, the more worthy and valuable they are to society at large. Frankly, the exact opposite seems to be the case; posting just to up your count is insanely annoying, so make sure all your messages add to a discussion in some way. If you're replying in a thread, make sure what you're writing is funny, interesting or funny and interesting. “yeh i agree lol” is not, in any way, shape or form, a valid reply, ever. Step 6: Respect the Admins It's their website, and they can do whatever the hell they like with it. You're a guest, and hassling them about how they run things is akin to going round your Auntie's house and curling one out in her tea-pot. Step 7: DON'T USE ALL CAPS IN YOUR POST EVER. ‘Shouting' through the written word is pointless and annoying, clearly. Step 8: Lurk Before Posting Don't just jump in to the forums spouting off reams and reams your amazing knowledge of the intricacies of World of Warcraft. In Binary. Lurk around a bit first and read some threads to see whether or not that's even remotely the sort of thing people there would be interested in. Step 9: Keep On Topic If a thread's all about how amazing a new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game would be, don't derail it and start talking about something else entirely, like Chun Li's thighs. Make a new thread if you absolutely must. Step 10: Picture Etiquette Don't post massive pictures that are wider than most peoples' screens. What's more, don't post massive pictures of filthy grotty porn or anything in case people are at work. Not even the most ardent heterosexual likes looking at boobies when sat near their boss. It's enough to put them off for life. Step 11: NSFW What's more, make sure you mark any risqué links as Not Safe For Work, just in case, and make sure doing so is in keeping with the forum's tone. By and large, just remember to be excellent to each other. Be all civil and pleasant. Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek and get a nice thick skin. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! It turns out there's even more annoying stuff people do that we simply couldn't squeeze into the film... Step 12: Signatures ...should be small and tasteful. Massive graphics plugging something you're selling are a right royal no-no. Text is very much preferable. Step 13: Avatars Your profile pic is how people picture you, so choose something good-looking, funny or interesting. Pretty much anything goes, just make sure it isn't ugly or annoying and fits with the tone of the forum. Step 14: Gravedigging Old threads are old for a reason, and that reason is that noone's interested in discussing that anymore. Unless you've got an outrageously good reason to do so, leave dead threads to Rest in Peace. Step 15: Drama Used properly, The Internet can be a tool for good. If used for overblown, melodramatic weepy Emo nonsense, it's ruined and needs to be scrubbed clean. Learn to relax and take everything in your stride. Noone's on The Internet to get all stressed and angsty, we're all just here for a good time. So leave all your haughty drivel at the door. Step 16: Smilies If used sparingly a smiley can emphasise a point: sarcasm comes across extremely poorly in forums – almost dangerously so. A quick winky will sort that. Reams and reams of extravagant animated smileys performing all manner of wacky acts are annoying, and are the sort of thing your mum would do, were she able to use a computer. Step 17: Read the FAQ and Forum Rules Because they'll tell you how the community there likes people to act. They're there for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Wow!!!!! So you actually typed all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 LBM is always there to make light of a situation, he actually makes the dispute thread quite amusing and a great read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 YEH I AGREE LOL ! :nana::nana::nana::nana: BTW HOW ABOUT THOSE THIGHS OF CHUN LI'S ? AM SURE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL IN THE "BOOT RELEASE THREAD" (sorry couldn't resist it's one of those mornings ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 These rules are set in an accent book branners holds under lock and key, you can only get to them by joining the "mods" . They have funny handshakes signs and stuff. Josh told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwilkinson Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 These rules are set in an accent book branners holds under lock and key, you can only get to them by joining the "mods" . They have funny handshakes signs and stuff. Josh told me. Would that be the same Josh who falls foul of 5: Post Count? Josh and Scott M, are our very own post whores. Maybe the mods should brand people's profiles for breach of the codes. Naturally we would need one specific to text talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Wow!!!!! So you actually typed all that. Take a good long think and have a guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Would that be the same Josh who falls foul of 5: Post Count? Josh and Scott M, are our very own post whores. Maybe the mods should brand people's profiles for breach of the codes. Naturally we would need one specific to text talk! I don't think Scott M frequents the forum as much as he used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I don't think Scott M frequents the forum as much as he used to. Indeed. He has taken a back seat of late and I for one miss him and his posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Indeed. He has taken a back seat of late and I for one miss him and his posts. Yeah I pm'd him the other night to see if he was okay or if he had gone missing and it seems he has had a change of heart about being on here as much, I do somewhat miss his wit and flaming but that is life I suppose. How are you getting on at the moment CJ, Hope you are well and all that jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 ....How are you getting on at the moment CJ, Hope you are well and all that jazz. Yesterday was a bad pain day - today is very good. As my dear departed Dad used to say, every day you wake up is a good day - that's the way I see it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 posts deleted what the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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