monkey76364 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 The Sex Frogs A young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow its training. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntD Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustGav Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 *frogs for sale* *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scoboblio Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Lmao!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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