Stupid packaging warnings

[how_supra]

I don't care if its a repost, its good for a giggle

 

Check out the stupid warning labels

Oh these are classics!!!

 

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

 

 

 

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

 

 

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

 

 

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

 

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

 

 

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

 

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

PMSL

 

 

 

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

 

 

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

 

 

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

 

 

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

 

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

 

 

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[mikeyb10supra]

Nice one some of them are ridiculous

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

 

My fave above

[GeordieSteve]

On some mint shower gel we've got at home (noticed the other day) -- "DIRECTIONS: Bring it on! Not for all skin types"

[roboldham]

I had a bag of American Airlines peanuts a while back carrying the message "MAY contain nuts"

 

???!! Why MAY?

 

R

[attilauk]

i bought a chinese cooking knife that had "Warning keep out of children" on the back