Holden1989 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Coming from a women, I think this is pretty much spot on Sorry if its a repost NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' as that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 I have had to learn womens language the hard way..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky1978 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 You forgot #10. Here's your sammich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 To be honest Kayla's post is fine. It took me five minutes to read it but was nothing to worry about. So I went ahead, let out a loud sigh and said to myself 'that's ok' Thanks for reading and don't worry about it, it's just another post count number for me. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Had holly in stitches! She agrees they are all so true! Especially don't worry about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 To be honest Kayla's post is fine. It took me five minutes to read it but was nothing to worry about. So I went ahead, let out a loud sigh and said to myself 'that's ok' Thanks for reading and don't worry about it, it's just another post count number for me. Whatever. I see what you did there Feeling feminie in your basement today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 too true, that is not a joke its a statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Feeling feminie in your basement today? I don't want to talk about it. No really - it's fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 I don't want to talk about it. No really - it's fine. Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Whatever 9, 6, 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 i hope you are typing this from a kitchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BazzaAlpine Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 i hope you are typing this from a kitchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 i hope you are typing this from a kitchen! They have wi-fi in supermarkets too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 This is all TRUE and has been confirmed by my misses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 This is all TRUE and has been confirmed by my misses. The kitchen and wi-fi?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuma Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Well my right hand never gives me any of these issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 To the op I did laugh i hope you are typing this from a kitchen! But this was the best by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 To the op I did laugh But this was the best by far I'd agree but I'm too busy ironing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 If women belong in the kitchen then do men belong in the garage with the rest of the tools? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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