raymanuk Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 How about a midget stripper to dance for him at lunch down the pub...... or just find his car keys and move the car to the far end of your car park or somewhere where he can't see it or find it easily..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 This is going to run and run... erm, burn down his house and kill all his family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Damn.... would hate to get on the bad side of you lot.... But some small wooden blocks under the subframe, just enough so the wheels clear the ground, but not high enough to notice... always good for a laugh Now that's some funny sh*t right there Cartoon stylee revenge! -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Damn.... would hate to get on the bad side of you lot.... But some small wooden blocks under the subframe, just enough so the wheels clear the ground, but not high enough to notice... always good for a laugh lmao I have to say that some of you are evil, evil people. But funny as hell Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 lmao I have to say that some of you are evil, evil people. But funny as hell Gaz. I was just thinking that Gaz also..... torch it....with him in it...then get all the people at work to have a BBQ and cook some sausages on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightsix Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 What a world of sh$t this would cause Oh yes...........I may look like a playful, friendly fellow - but cross me and..... Seriously - Wrap the guy in chicken wire, weight him down and lob him in the canal (wrap him tight so bits don't float to the surface when the fish start feeding...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Does anyone know any dude's with a breakdown truck...? Have it towed away mate and film it! Then post it on the scooby forum.....and here Beadles about stylie........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Use a stun gun or other method to knock him out and stick a dildo in his rear entrance - should disturb him for the rest of his life. Car wise walk past spraying brake fluid over the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyrick Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Get a couple of spare bolts and washers from somewhere and a small amount a black oil and pop it on the ground under the engine bay, then get somebody else that doesn't know it's a joke to tell him his car's falling apart! This was done to a neighbour's brand new Morgan - he was worried sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightsix Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Get a couple of spare bolts and washers from somewhere and a small amount a black oil and pop it on the ground under the engine bay, then get somebody else that doesn't know it's a joke to tell him his car's falling apart! This was done to a neighbour's brand new Morgan - he was worried sick! Now that's a good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 let his tyres down and go get some golf tee's Cut the golf tee down so u have just the head put it into the tyres. He'll be swearing his head off that he got punctures!! or wrap fishing line round his spoiler. then get some beer cans but stamp on them (when empty ) then attach them to the fishing line and hide behind theinside back wheel and gently push fishing line into lines of the car so it cant be seen as he drives off worse i done is put a smoke bomb attached to back of car and set it off as they left, should of seen them going down the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 lol, we once filled the airvents in a guys car with the polystyrene you get in a beanbag, swithced the fans to maximum and left the car, he got back, turned ignition on, and it was instant fog inside the car! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 ... he will be bald, fat and driving a crap car : Phew, that was close, at least I drive a good car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 at least I drive a good car but for how long ok that was cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 but for how long ok that was cruel I know! The sad thing is, if I sell, I may have to drive something like an NA - Oh the shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I know! The sad thing is, if I sell, I may have to drive something like an NA - Oh the shame u son of a ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 u son of a ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 if you do sell will you get an NA? or couldnt u just bear to do go that slow? be careful how you reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 if you do sell will you get an NA? or couldnt u just bear to do go that slow? be careful how you reply TBH, I have never driven nor been a passenger in an NA so I dont know what the performance is like. In all probablility, I would not have an NA as the difference after mine with a single fitted would be awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 TBH, I have never driven nor been a passenger in an NA so I dont know what the performance is like. In all probablility, I would not have an NA as the difference after mine with a single fitted would be awful. ill take u for a spin (literally ) its not too bad it can be depressing though when a new vectra decides to put his foot down and you slowly creep past at 1 foot every 100 metres but hopefully a de-cat,new exhaust and new plugs should give me bit more poke,oh and using super unleaded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Great thread get yourself some kippers (the smellier the better) and tape them to the underside of his car, and if you can get one where near the air intake for the internal heaters he will be guessing for days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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