TrickTT Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I printed some of the pictures from the Kiddeminster/Worcester meet and took them into work to show our (scooby owner) mechanic. Found this pinned up on the notice board. I will get him back, but has anyone got any good suggestions for a suitable revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I printed some of the pictures from the Kiddeminster/Worcester meet and took them into work to show our (scooby owner) mechanic. Found this pinned up on the notice board. I will get him back, but has anyone got any good suggestions for a suitable revenge. yeh, ask him for a race! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Get some of those "fake scratch" stickers and put on his car... but that might be too cruel!! * I will in no way take any responsibility if you decide to go ahead with it and it backfires!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Wrap his entire car up with bog roll. Always a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Wrap his entire car up with bog roll. Always a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerotop Dave Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Do it on a rainy day for added 'sludge' effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Just put a huge blob of anti seize grease on the underside of his car door handle as a starter always good for a laugh that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmatty Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 All depends on who it is and how much "revenge" you want.... Nasty: Cover his car in vaseline.....Then cover in iron filings and swarf....There's no way to remove it apart from a cloth and some serious damage !!!!!! Funny: Jubilee clip a rubber/latex glove round his exhaust, and watch him jump out after 10 seconds 'cause he think his engines gone "Pop"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Get him to look in the mirror, if the Essex scooby owners club at JAE are anything to go by, he will be bald, fat and driving a crap car Enough said I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Buy a kipper or mackerel and wire it to his exhaust manifold. We did that to a guy once and the terrible smell was still in the car two months later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hob Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 take a pic of his subaru, put it in auto trader for a low price (not unbelivably low) and put 24hr order hot line with his number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 ebay it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 You could try making a mock up speeding penalty and sending it to him in the post. If you know where he's been it will be more convincing, let him find out only when he rings the contact number and it's a Chinese takeaway or something! crue but this is revenge after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitelightning Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Piss in his engine bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Piss in his engine bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Stick a 'gay' Freedom sticker on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 take a dump in the passenger seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 The string from gaffa tape is white, stretchy and very sticky, pull some tape apart and stick a long strip of the white string along the side of the car, looks just like a big key scratch until you go and touch it and it peels off. Not very permanent so won't provoke a huge counter attack, just scares the crap out of them for a few seconds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 If he's got alloy wheels, jack the car up take the wheels off and stick the car on bricks, so he thinks his alloys have been swiped, check his wheelnuts first though!!!!! might require a bit of effort this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightsix Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Skin him and drop him in a bath of salt..... Sorry, bit harsh maybe? Get a girl to ring his missus up (if he has one) and claim to be "the other woman" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Get a forklift and put his car on it's roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Get a girl to ring his missus up (if he has one) and claim to be "the other woman" What a world of sh$t this would cause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Get him an S59 for some made-up dangerous driving. ...or fill his boot with stuff 'nicked' from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Scelotape a page from a porn mag to his passenger side door (the grottier the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Damn.... would hate to get on the bad side of you lot.... But some small wooden blocks under the subframe, just enough so the wheels clear the ground, but not high enough to notice... always good for a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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