Colin-mkiv Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 A man was blissfully driving along the road in his N/A when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and he hit it.The contents of the poor little bunnies basket were strewn all over the place. The driver, being a sensitive man and an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.The driver felt very very guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same road saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over to see what was wrong.She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There isn't going to be an Easter for the children now because of me!!!! What should I do? " The woman told the man not to worry, ashe knew exactly what to do. She went to her car and got her handbag and pulled from it a spray can. She walked over to the dead Bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can all over the little furry animal..............Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and sweeties etc, waved its paw at the two people and hopped off down the road.........Fifty metres away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road. Then in another 50 yards, he turned, waved hopped and did it again in another 50 yards etc etc etc til he was out of sight! The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what could possibly be in that woman's spray can. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesard Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Oh God ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky_waR Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 hahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Driving blissfully in an NA?, i doubt that very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robzki Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 :thatwasterribleandawasteof2minutesofmylife: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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