Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 So i got the car out and decided to give it a good clean which for me is too much like hard work, anyway its all nice and shiny and i go for a drive out and have a beer with a few mates. I came out the pub to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Is it bird stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan294 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Always happens when you've just cleaned the car as well!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Is it bird stuff? Either that or some bloke got massively over excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Its everywhere, i dont think theres a panel they have missed, they must have done bombing runs on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbuddy Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 got a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastcar Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 It really is shit when this happens:p Ps I spent hole day on wedensday washing and polishing my car then on the Thursday took the wheels off and gave them a good clean and polish. Then on the Friday it looks like the local pigeons though it would be a good idea to dive boom the car a cover it in crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 got a gun? Not sure the owner of the local village pub would be too impressed if i sit in the car park shooting anything that flies over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 It would end up like Jasper Carrot going mole hunting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Either that or some bloke got massively over excited. I second the bloke part . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 that's a bit uncalled for !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westy Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Did you park under a tree full of nests!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Sucks to be you Andy! But remove it asap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Bloomin' birds!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignum Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Well you did park under a tree, big mistake, gives you an excuse to clean it again:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai 20V Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I would clean that off quickly, bird crap is deadly, can mess up the finish on the paint.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 I would clean that off quickly, bird crap is deadly, can mess up the finish on the paint.. Yep i know, it is indeed wretched stuff but its jet washed off now and wasn't on for that long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Well you did park under a tree, big mistake, gives you an excuse to clean it again:) Yes your right but birds also fly between the tress crapping as they go This is a village pub and the car park is surrounded by trees so not a lot of choice. I shall pic another tree next time though as this appears to be a favorite by the look of it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai 20V Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Yep i know, it is indeed wretched stuff but its jet washed off now and wasn't on for that long Cool.. Apart from the bird crap, car looks sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnSupra1 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 is bird hate black car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 is bird hate black car? It could be, cars parked under the same tree on either side of my car hadn't got any on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soopra Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 not sure if it's true or not but i was told that birds poop on shiny cars because to them it looks like water, and they prefer to poop into water to get rid of evidence... probably just a folk tale (i was living in Devon at the time i was told it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 It could be, cars parked under the same tree on either side of my car hadn't got any on them Think you might have killed a bird relative Dunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Think you might have killed a bird relative Dunk Not yet but im thinking about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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