Jellybean Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 BBQ Etquette We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. 4. The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: 5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. 6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: 8. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. 9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. 10. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Carlo Lodola Esquire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Exquisite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Budz86 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Printed, laminated and put on the fridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st3ven1 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 You reposted your own thread! http://mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?248634-BBQ-Etiquette&highlight=Etiquette Spelt it correctly the first time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Printed, laminated and put on the fridge! Try use that no more nails , it really does confuse them! ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 You reposted your own thread! http://mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?248634-BBQ-Etiquette&highlight=Etiquette Its 2012 now, its a whole new season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastcar Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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