Havard Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Monday, after being a bad son and forgetting to get my mum something for mothers day I arranged to visit her on Monday tea time. Collected Elllis & Joel from school and had a drive into town grab a last minute bunch of flowers.... Finally found a shop that was still open and left the kids in the car outside the shop window. I was in the shop for about 10 minutes and continually went to the window to check they were ok. Got my flowers and got back into the car to see my sons looking at me in a strange way. I asked them what the problem was and they just gave a nervous giggle. All the way home they were very quiet except for the odd giggle and both had smirks on their faces. I eventually lost my rag with them and told them to tell me what was up. They still didn't spill the beans until they got home and met their mother in the kitchen. I actually thought that they had damaged the car in someway and were worried that I was going to kill them.... It turns out that they had been listening to the stereo in the car and had been flicking through the 500 or so tracks that I have on a memory card. They unfortunately stumbled across this: yKWWyEP7Xaw I am slightly upset that my 4 & 9 year old now know this song and I heard Joel humming it yesterday.... After all my attempts to keep them away from bad language on films, songs and video games I then subjected them to 10 minute blast of profanity..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Lol, you're going to have some fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I hope you craked a window for 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Lol, you're going to have some fun Not the kind of fun I was hoping for. I hope you craked a window for 'em! Confused.! Why, so they can let the passers by hear the F ing, or incase they couldn't breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Confused.! Why, so they can let the passers by hear the F ing, or incase they couldn't breathe? Like you do for dogs i'm guessing Awesome song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottC Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I didn't know you and Ellis were related. That would explain all the hugging at the Dragonball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky1978 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Are you seriously telling me they have NEVER heard you utter a single profanity whilst getting your ass nailed to a wall when playing on Call of Duty??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 I didn't know you and Ellis were related. That would explain all the hugging at the Dragonball. My Ellis is slightly more mature than Mr Grange. Are you seriously telling me they have NEVER heard you utter a single profanity whilst getting your ass nailed to a wall when playing on Call of Duty??? No, they do hear the odd swear word, especially at football etc. I just didn't want to lock them in a metal box and blast them at 80 decidels..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 It was the same story with mine discovering my home-made sex movies. Still, we didn't swear in those, so frankly you should be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Could have been worse, you could have had some Macc Lads in there. I'm sure Mrs H. would have been impressed if theyd have started singing "Fluffy Pup", lol (At work, so you'll have to find the video yourselves, sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 It was the same story with mine discovering my home-made sex movies. I'm never sure if this is the right way to teach them about farm animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I'm never sure if this is the right way to teach them about farm animals. It's ok, I'm half Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 It's ok, I'm half Welsh. What's the other half? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 What's the other half? I dunno. I'll ask her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I'm guessing zwartbles or texel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listy Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 its fine....my 2 year old says bu**er, oh s**t, f*** sake.......just because shes picked up on it when we say it. We try our best not to, but sometimes it just comes out lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Maybe jizz in my pants would be a good encore song for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 at least it wasnt this one mate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Not the kind of fun I was hoping for. Confused.! Why, so they can let the passers by hear the F ing, or incase they couldn't breathe? Well, seeing as you can get locked up for leaving a dog in the car and not giving them any fresh air, thought it'd be an idea to allow children some oxygen. Although the way mine's behaving tonight, might be an idea!! Little 'ker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Well, seeing as you can get locked up for leaving a dog in the car and not giving them any fresh air, thought it'd be an idea to allow children some oxygen. Although the way mine's behaving tonight, might be an idea!! Little 'ker! The dog situation is more related to heat build up rather than breathing. My two are still breathing and back chatting so no harm done..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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