ellis Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Just got this on email: Happy New Year Greetings from Esther Barnabas With all due respect, I want you to read my letter with one mind and help me. I am Esther Barnabas The only daughter of late Mr.and Mrs.Barnabas, My Late father was a very wealthy cocoa dealer in Lome Togo before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business deal. When my mother died when she was given birth to me, my father took me so special because I am motherless. Before the death of my father on 2nd June 2011 in a private hospital here in Lome Togo. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of USD5,000,000.00 United States dollars left in a suspense account in a local bank here in Lome Togo, that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such real estate agent, I am 17year old. Dear I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways. 1) To provide any bank account where this money would be transferred into. 2) To serve as the guardian of this fund. 3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 30 percent of the total sum as compensation for your effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas. I want you to help me not because of the 30 percent I want to offer you but to take me as your adoptive child and take good care of my life. Please save my life. Hope to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God Bless. Best regards, Esther Barnabas. Now, I'm obviously overjoyed at been very rich (again) but the real upshot here is that by the time she gets over here, Esther will be 18 and that means 'Little El' will be coming out of hibernation this year. Bonzer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Some people get al the luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'll do it. Give her my email addy. [email protected] lol And besides, she's nearly 4 months late with the new year tidings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastcar Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 its a shame she dosent have a twin:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 its a shame she dosent have a twin:innocent: I was goosing twins for ages. My mate once said to me, "how do you tell them apart"? "That's easy", I said, "Claire has big boobs and Johns got a moustache"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I was goosing twins for ages. My mate once said to me, "how do you tell them apart"? "That's easy", I said, "Claire has big boobs and Johns got a moustache"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Ask her if she can supply a naked picture as you've not cracked one off for a while..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Ask her if she can supply a naked picture as you've not cracked one off for a while..!! Good call. I just hope she doesn't end up wanting me for my money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I was goosing twins for ages. My mate once said to me, "how do you tell them apart"? "That's easy", I said, "Claire has big boobs and Johns got a moustache"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Too late. I've all ready taken her up on the offer and she's tied up sleeping in the loft as we speak.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Is there meant to be an extra e and a p in your username, Mr Fritzl!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Too late. I've all ready taken her up on the offer and she's tied up sleeping in the loft as we speak.. Curses, foiled again. If it hadn't been for you pesky kids I woulda gotten away with it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastcar Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I was goosing twins for ages. My mate once said to me, "how do you tell them apart"? "That's easy", I said, "Claire has big boobs and Johns got a moustache"! only in Wales;) Curses, foiled again. If it hadn't been for you pesky kids I woulda gotten away with it too! Don't forget the about the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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