Blackie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What's big, purple, and eats rocks? Go on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 A big purple rock eater. Your mum was too easy an option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What's the difference between pink and purple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What's the difference between pink and purple? Reposts? (on another thread but it still counts!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Reposts? (on another thread but it still counts!) I don't care, it's a classic..!! Do you want the "Necro" joke to re-surface? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What's black and white and red all over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 A big purple rock eater. Your mum was too easy an option Your mums always an easy option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Hey, at least I got a mum, not 2 strapping queens and a chemisty set!! ;p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What's black and white and red all over? Dead nuns on a zebra crossing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Which two sports have face-offs? Ice hockey and leper boxing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 No. A sunburnt penguin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I don't care, it's a classic..!! Do you want the "Necro" joke to re-surface? Did you ever read the Tourettes joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Did you ever read the Tourettes joke? Not sure, do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky_waR Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What is round and dangerous A vicious circle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 What's black and white and red all over? News paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Your mums always an easy option Damn you!!!!1!2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 No. A sunburnt penguin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Not sure, do tell. I think it's safe to say you've heard it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 what do you call cheese thats not yours? nacho cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I think it's safe to say you've heard it Does it involve a piano? EDIT: I see what you've done there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Whats green and brown, got six legs and lives in trees, and if it landed on you would kill you? A snooker table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 what do you call cheese thats not yours? nacho cheese! I was crying with laughter, read it to the wife, she just tutted! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 what sits on a hill, howls at the moon and is made of concrete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-mkiv Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 What's pink and hard? My Mum.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I was crying with laughter, read it to the wife, she just tutted! Lol When I told my wife she just said "What?" and then "Oh I get it, that's a nice joke as it's not offensive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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