Graham S Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I just pointed this out to my Mrs, to which she replied "I know, you don't have steak for dinner and you can bugger off at the other part" Bloody married life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprasteven Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Last time i asked for a blow job my fiancee handed my the vacuum cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashbuster Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 ive had my steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Last time i asked for a blow job my fiancee handed my the vacuum cleaner I bet you still went ahead though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 The only thing they have in common is that a good one is rare... Excellent Mr G. My comment was going to be along the lines that they both involve a cow at some point..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Last time i asked for a blow job my fiancee handed my the vacuum cleaner Was it a henry or a george [ i have heard henry is better] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Was it a henry or a george [ i have heard henry is better] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Was it a henry or a george [ i have heard henry is better] Doesn't the George handle wet, whereas Henry likes to keep dry inside! George FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm stuck in a hotel 130 miles away from my other half. Looks like it's a Spam sandwich and a wank for me.... ... If only I had some Spam... ... and bread. Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm stuck in a hotel 130 miles away from my other half. Looks like it's a Spam sandwich and a wank for me.... ... If only I had some Spam... ... and bread. Arse Spam sandwich.....wank? throws up a horrible image in my mind. H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Says the creator of the Lemsip & wank way to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 John Terry has decided to go for a nice meal to celebrate Chelsea's victory over Napoli. He has asked his team mates which of their wives cooks the best steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 So... Who got a blowjob today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 So... Who got a blowjob today? well no woman and no steak means I'll be celebrating Surf n Turf day! Surfing the web to turf one out.. How many men with a Thai bride ate out tonight, just incase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyTwo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 So... Who got a blowjob today? Neither for me wifes object nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra joe Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 Well i could have but the samy mouth gets boring after a while.... had to settle for steak pie instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well i could have but the samy mouth gets boring after a while.... had to settle for steak pie instead Samy mouth... How could you ever get bored of a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I thought you would be on this thread Kayla Cheeky sod. I saw you belt past me the other day on the back lane from reading to beech hill, i saw the house prices drop 10% before my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dive_popo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Send her the link, I did http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/ HAHAHA some nice tutorials there !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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