SupraD06 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 An elderly couple are waiting in the doctors waiting room hoping to get some advice on their sex life, after a while the receptionist sends them through to see the doctor and they both sit down. " What seems to be the problem"? he asks, The old boy sits himself up straight and says to the doctor " I just cant satisfy my wife anymore", "But its not like i don't try, and i dont have any problems down there", "it just seems like nothing works for her anymore". "I see" says the doctor, "well this is'nt an uncommon problem, and im sure theres something we can do for you". "Now there is a new program were trying, whereby we send a trained member of staff round to your home, and try and introduce some new techniques and see if we get some passion back in the bedroom", "How does that sound"? Quick as a flash the old women chirps in and agree's to go along with the doctors advice. A few days later there is a knock at the door, the women pulls open the door and is instantly taken back by the figure she see's outside. A young man in his early 30's, well built, dark skinned and short blonde hair, he turn's to her and says " Hi im Jason, im here to help with your little problem. She invites him in and after a short chat they make their way up to the bedroom. The old boy is already in bed and is feeling a little foolish infront of this strapping young guy. " Right then" says the young chap, " i want you to start getting into your normal routine, and ill observe thing from there" After a short while he can clearly see that the old chap is giving it his all, but the old dear just isn't feeling the magic. He decides its time to try and help out and unzipps his bag. He pulls out a bright coloured flag, and instructs the old chap to try and keep his hip movments to the same rhythm as he waves the flag. So the flag goes up........ And the flag goes down...... Then back up....... And then back down. The old boy tries his best to keep up, but after ten grueling minutes the wife just isn't any closer to being satisfied. " Forget it" snapp's the old guy, "It just cant be done, you young guys think you know everything but i bet you could'nt even turn her on!" " Infact i dare you to try" The young guy looks over at the old women and starts wondering if he could even go through with such a thing, " come on come on" yell's the chap, "Prove me wrong" So the young chap gets undressed and slips into bed with the old dear. After a few minutes the bed starts rocking and the springs are making all kinds of noises. At that very moment the old guy grab's the flag and starts waving it like mad, " come on come on! " he says again, "keep up with the flag". by now the women is screaming out with pleasure and thrashing about the bed like a mad thing. Suddenly the guy jumps out of bed, grab's his clothes and runs out of the house. To which point the old guy now feeling smug looks back at his wife who is beside herself with pleasure, and he simply says to her " Now thats how you wave a flag " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Not sure either:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraD06 Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 I didn't write it, it was sent via E-mail, i did think it was quite funny, but i guess it missed the mark on here On a side note, Did you hear about the magic tractor?............................... It turned into a field. Ill get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Quality I don't get it Not sure either:blink: Are you for serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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