tony tt Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?" He says "Found the remote - Back to sleep fatty ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Lol!!! Is it wrong that I got a semi whilst reading it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross C Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 hahaha. Good one Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkddav3 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 aha mega lolz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ahh married life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcdixon Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 That actually made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Lol!!! Is it wrong that I got a semi whilst reading it? Nope. Horny youngsters hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Excellent..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 lol not sure why the Mrs didn't find it funny when I told here though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markylee Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Did you find the pink button before you found the red one ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Did you find the pink button before you found the red one ??? I hope i never find the red one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I hope I never find the brown one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 That's was brilliant, even the misses laughed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesard Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Can never tell my wife this joke. Me: Baby, have a look at this funny joke Wife: (after reading) Are you saying I am fat? Me: stunned at women's inability to let a guy be without looking for his trouble, for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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