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ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.

2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.

3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.

4. Sex with someone different: Go Compare.

5. Sex with a fat bird: More Than.

6. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.

7.

Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.

8. Sex with a tranny: Confused.com.

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