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Real life Eric Cartman?


Konrad

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He'd have done more damage if he'd have sat on it...!!

 

Without a word of a lie that's exactly what I was thinking when he first started hitting it with the guitar. Then he decided to stamp on it, I put it in italics because he looked as if he was scared to break it lol.

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What a fat fat fool. How do people get that big. Anyway, he is a douche bag and needs to be called fat untill he goes and hides away to forage on leaves and nuts untill he weighs less than a bus.

 

At the end I honestly though he was going to get run over. Disapointing.

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Bet he'd run if you ran away from him with a packet of custard creams saying "here biccy biccy biccy..."

 

I wonder if I could lure him into a trap using a biscuit trail and a exceeding strong rope/tree combo???

 

I found a video of him chasing someone, He is quite fast actually.

 

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I wonder if I could lure him into a trap using a biscuit trail and a exceeding strong rope/tree combo???

 

I found a video of him chasing someone, He is quite fast actually.

 

 

You could lure him onto a treadmill and then stand in front of the stupid yank with the biscuits and he'd keep trying to chase you! Then you could leave him on there until he lost 15 stone or so. Or the treadmill broke. Whichever occurs first!

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You could lure him onto a treadmill and then stand in front of the stupid yank with the biscuits and he'd keep trying to chase you! Then you could leave him on there until he lost 15 stone or so. Or the treadmill broke. Whichever occurs first!

 

I told him to go to the gym..... I have proof he left too.

 

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zPPef9vLbBw/TMbqidw3QPI/AAAAAAAAA-U/9wPY5wXxU_Y/s1600/razi.jpg&sa=X&ei=N7A9T62tE9OWhQe03LnXBQ&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFMqk2zva9YF63Mb8mAaU7X0CAQMA

 

Slight accident on the way didn't end well.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.goodfuneralguide.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Carl_Williams05-500x333.jpg&sa=X&ei=mrA9T_6vKsHJhAfnl8XQBQ&ved=0CAwQ8wc4Cg&usg=AFQjCNE4v3o3ZTcHoqoJxs5BhxJbE76ZxQ

 

Final resting place.

 

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.hotcut.com/wp-content/photos/mcdonalds_russia.jpg&sa=X&ei=-7A9T7CpOc2whAfslYTsBQ&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEcCfWuxLwScVPwsVYWHNWDXt7OqA

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My god I bet the engine's screaming!! That's got to be the equivalent of a mini towing a 7.5 tonne lorry! I actually feel sorry for the engine.

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