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Why there are no male agony aunts for women...

 

Dear Jim

Last week I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile my car broke down, so I walked home and arriving unexpectedly I found my 16 year old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform with my husband bent over her. I am devastated, can you help? Sally.

 

Dear Sally

A common cause for this is dirt in your carburetor. Don't let your fuel drop to low in the tank.

Hope this helps

JIm

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I think pics of the babysitter would help it along.

 

 

 

 

Did I say that out loud.

 

thats a discusting and perverted sugestion. i think we should get the pics of the handcuffed 16yr old in uniform, preferbly unbuttoned and from many erotic angles, posted so he can see how bad hes been and lern from his mistakes.

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thats a discusting and perverted sugestion. i think we should get the pics of the handcuffed 16yr old in uniform, preferbly unbuttoned and from many erotic angles, posted so he can see how bad hes been and lern from his mistakes.

 

I wonder if you'll be saying things like that in 16 years when your little one will be 16:d

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A spin-off from:

 

Dear Walter:

 

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my

husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a

mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a

halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home, I

couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making

mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been

married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted

that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

 

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six

months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and

worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he

has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him

anymore. Can you please help?

 

Sincerely,

 

Mrs. Sheila Smith

 

Dear Sheila:

 

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a

variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris

in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum

pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the

problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low

delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

 

I hope this helps.

 

Walter

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