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Jellybean

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No your drink isn't fizzing honestly.

 

You: My watch is magic, it tells me things i shouln't know

Her: Prove it

You: It says your wearing no underwear

Her: But i am wearing underwear

You: Oh sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast

 

I tried that one twice in one night and went home with a bloody nose :(

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