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Jellybean Apprentice

Jellybean

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  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.


  • · I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.


  • · Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


  • · Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?


  • · Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.


  • · I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


  • · Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.


  • · Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.


  • · I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.


  • · I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.


  • · If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.


  • · Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?


  • · If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


  • · There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.


  • · Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.


  • · You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


  • · That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?


  • · There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.


  • · Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!


  • · Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


  • · Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.


  • · Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.


  • · Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?


  • · Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.


  • · Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?


  • · Be unique and different, say yes.


  • · You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.


  • · Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.


  • · Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.


  • · Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.


  • · If you were a buger I would pick you first.


  • · You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something quick to say afterwards)


  • · Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.


  • · He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!


  • · He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...


  • · He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!


  • · Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.


  • · I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?


  • · What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)


  • · Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!


  • · My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.


  • · I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.


  • · Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.


  • · Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.


  • · Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


  • · If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?


  • · Wow! Are those real?


  • · Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!


  • · If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?


  • · Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!


  • · If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!


  • · I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.


  • · Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


  • · Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!


  • · Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!


  • · There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.


  • · You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.


  • · My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.


  • · Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.


  • · I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.


  • · Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!


  • · Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.


  • · I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


  • · As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!


  • · I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

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Jellybean Apprentice

Jellybean

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  • · You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...


  • · Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.


  • · Hi, I make more money than you can spend.


  • · Bond. James Bond


  • · Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.


  • · I'm not wearing any pants.


  • · True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.


  • · Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?


  • · Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


  • · Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?


  • · Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas?


  • · I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.


  • · I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.


  • · You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.


  • · You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.


  • · Do you just wanna get naked?


  • · Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!


  • · Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.


  • · Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?


  • · How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!


  • · If I pet you, would you follow me home?


  • · Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)


  • · Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.


  • · Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?


  • · Come on baby, s*x is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.


  • · Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?


  • · I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!


  • · Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!


  • · Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.


  • · Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?


  • · You know, it's not premarital s*x unless you plan on getting married.


  • · Hi, I make more money than you can spend.


  • · I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.


  • · The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


  • · If I were to ask you for s*x, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


  • · Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


  • · Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.


  • · Hey babe, how about a pizza and some s*x? [slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?


  • · I'm going to have s*x with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.


  • · How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?


  • · Can I flirt with you?


  • · I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a s*x machine by night!


  • · You have been very naughty! Go to my room!


  • · Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".


  • · Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?


  • · Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!


  • · S*x is a killer...want to die happy?


  • · Hi! Can I buy you a car?


  • · I had s*x with someone last night. Was that you?


  • · If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.


  • · Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.


  • · Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?


  • · You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.


  • · You're ugly but you intrigue me.


  • · Hey baby...infect me!


  • · Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.


  • · No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?


  • · Be unique and different, say yes.


  • · If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.


  • · Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

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I've used the following -

 

"I'll get your coat; You've pulled a gentleman"

 

"I'm having sex with you tonight" 'How'd you work that one out?'

"Because I'm stronger than you!!" couple of years on I married her!

 

"What winks and f*cks like a tiger?"

 

"What's got 2 thumbs, speaks french and loves blowjobs?" "Moi!"

 

And my absolute favourite, AND I pulled her... "Polar bear"

'Excuse me?'

"Polar bear. It's heavy, I thought it'd break the ice!"

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