Tyson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 > Message: > Hi, I am interested in your car you have listed. Is this vehicle still available? please get back to me with present condition and your least price... > My Reply Hi, Yes it is still for sale, current condition is as stated in the advert. It starts and runs fine no knocks or bangs and the gearbox has no untoward noises. I would like close to what I am asking for but if you take it before this Sunday I would let you have it for 400 with the tax or 300 without. Thanks, Mike His Reply Hello, Thanks for the prompt response it is greatly appreciated.I get your reply am okay with the condition of the car it suits my requirements perfectly.So i see no further delay.Here is how we are going to do these so there wont be any mix up. Would try to explain as best as i can.The vehicle is going to be shipped to me in where it is going to be used.That is why we would needing the services of a shipping agent.I have one which we can use would send you his details as soon as we reach an agreement and i know for certain the vehicle would be sold to me. THESE ARE MY TERMS OF TRANSACTION: 1) I AM OKAY WITH THE STATED PRICE. 2) I WILL BE PAYING WITH A BANKER'S DRAFT / CHEQUE WHICH I WILL ALLOW TO CLEAR BEFORE THE PICKUP/SHIPMENT OF THE CAR. 3) I WILL INCLUDE FEES FOR SHIPMENT IN PAYMENT,THIS MY SHIPPING AGENCY WILL USE FOR PICK-UP. The excess funds will go towards covering costs for shipping,shippers fees, insurance,tax any other expenses that might be incurred getting it down to the new owner. You would be receiving payment via a Cheque/Banker's Draft which will include money for the vehicle and that of the shipping agent.Upon receipt of the payment all you need do is have it banked and deduct your full funds for the vehicle and remit the remaining balance on top to the shipping agent.Upon confirmation of the money he would arrange all necessary documentations and come for the pick up of the vehicle with a carriage and also sign all necessary change of ownership papers. In light of this to have the Cheque issued and sent out to your address. I will want you to get in touch with the following details if my terms are okay: FULL NAME TO WRITTEN ON THE CHEQUE....................... FULL ADDRESS TO SEND THE CHEQUE TO........................ TELEPHONE NUMBERS...................(Mobile and Land) As soon as i have your details,i can have payment effected immediately,all things being equal,we should have this wrapped up by next week.Please note that you'll have to send the balance on the funds that you'll get to my shipper so he can come attend to the pick up as soon as you make the car ready. I believe that most transaction are based on trust,so i will look forward to a successful transaction with you. Thanks very much once again, Best Regards. My Reply Hi Michael, Due to the recession and a furious addiction to World of Warcraft and internet porn I have lost my house and am currently living in my car. So for this reason I do not have an address or a phone number, I also am using my car as my place of business at the moment for my new business venture of one stop gigalo shop. But due to my over average size snake as the clients like to call it I am in need of a larger vehicle so I can show the ladies a better time by being able to manouver into ever more satisfying positions (some of them are rather kinky). I would prefer cash as my pimp doesn't like cheques, something about a paper trail he says and last time he beat with his .... well I don't like to talk about but cash is preffered. As for my name can you be more specific do you want my show name, slave name or my real name? Lastly what is the sex trade like where you are ? If it's good maybe you could smuggle me in the boot and I could knock a tenner off the price? Love, hugs and kisses Vlad "The Impaler" Awaiting his reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwilkinson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nice reply there Vlad I can't believe anyone would venture into the transaction he proposes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimojameso Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Ha ha brilliant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nice reply there Vlad I can't believe anyone would venture into the transaction he proposes!! I had this with my ZR I sold a while back and a similar on a laptop I sold on ebay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Very good. Perhaps next time, ask for £1000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra joe Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Hahahaha I like that reply lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan294 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I think you went too far too soon, should have led them on for a bit longer first - wonder if they'll reply though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 > Hi Michael, Due to the recession and a furious addiction to World of Warcraft and internet porn I have lost my house and am currently living in my car. So for this reason I do not have an address or a phone number, I also am using my car as my place of business at the moment for my new business venture of one stop gigalo shop. But due to my over average size snake as the clients like to call it I am in need of a larger vehicle so I can show the ladies a better time by being able to manouver into ever more satisfying positions (some of them are rather kinky). I would prefer cash as my pimp doesn't like cheques, something about a paper trail he says and last time he beat with his .... well I don't like to talk about but cash is preffered. As for my name can you be more specific do you want my show name, slave name or my real name? Lastly what is the sex trade like where you are ? If it's good maybe you could smuggle me in the boot and I could knock a tenner off the price? Love, hugs and kisses Vlad "The Impaler" Awaiting his reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Good work, would be great to get a reply from that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 I think you went too far too soon, should have led them on for a bit longer first - wonder if they'll reply though. I know but I couldn't be bothered this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 lol awesome reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Reminds me of these: http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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