Purity14 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Give them to your 'other half' and watch her/him scoff the lot. If she/he survives,... simply build a time machine and go back in time to eat the chocolates knowing full well that you'll be ok. Actually there is a larger flaw than what scott mentioned. Once she eats them successfully which prompts you to build a time machine and go back in time.. You cannot eat the chocolate.. Because if you do the time machine that you came back in never existed.. So where does that put you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 2) Will I die? Yes, most defiantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 4. Should I have picked 3 as well in that selection? You haven't died since all your previous threads, so I'll be betting a no on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 4. Should I have picked 3 as well in that selection? It was meant to be 4 separate questions for everyone to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Actually there is a larger flaw than what scott mentioned. Once she eats them successfully which prompts you to build a time machine and go back in time.. You cannot eat the chocolate.. Because if you do the time machine that you came back in never existed.. So where does that put you? Humm,... on the other hand,... maybe,... as Trev hasn't gone back in time in his 'time machine' to eat the chocolates, theatrically,..... they must be FATAL!!! OMG!! Dont eat them,... you'll die!!!! Trev NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 There's a bit of a hole in that theory though. You see everyones immune system and digestive system is different. For example I can eat really hot curries until they are coming out my ears and be neither up nor down, other people on the other hand end up on the pan with their rears reaching down to drink the water looking akin to the flag of Japan. The same goes for stomach bugs, I have what is normally described as an iron gut. I very rarely get an upset stomach, in fact I've had one bug in I don't know how many years (and it was a cracker), it must be 10 years at least. All my theory's have a hole. If your iron gut and strong immune system is so good its win win for you. A friend of mine went out to Africa with an charity organization to help after some unfortunate disaster thing. Two months before he set off for the trip he was buying dodgy meat, tripe, offal etc from the local butcher to train his stomach to be hard. The smell from his flat was awful. I could never figure out if the smell of the meat cooking or the gas from his arse coming out! Makes me gag just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Does that require actual masturbation or just forum members showing up?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralad Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 eat chocolate = get ill get ill = get some time off work seems like a win win situation doesnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 What if I prefer being at work than home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 It was meant to be 4 separate questions for everyone to answer. My bad... I pick 5 then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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