Jake Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Surely that can only be loosely termed a 'joke'...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 POOR ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I dont get it You're obviously not paying enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 You're obviously not paying enough PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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