KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 My little female kitten seems to be in heat, I want to get her spayed as soon as possible. But in the mean time she is one little frisky cat crying loudly for a good seeing to. Is there anything that anyone knows that I can do to calm her down a little? Cheers- Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Shag it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33wgn Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 hahahahah this could end up in NWS in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Put the back end of a bic pen up it's girly parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33wgn Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Put the back end of a bic pen up it's girly parts. i no a guy that did that to his hampster..... didnt end well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 hampster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Oooo we going on a pickenick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33wgn Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 found a better one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Shag it! I thought that but the hole is too small Put the back end of a bic pen up it's girly parts. Haga really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Oooo we going on a pickenick? Roffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I thought that but the hole is too small Haga really? Won't do any harm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=cat+sex+toy&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1429&bih=740&tbm=isch&tbnid=vDZjbxiZHrTYdM:&imgrefurl=http://zoomdoggle.com/2008/06/sex-doggle-truth-or-dare/&docid=-zKS6nPZLko1SM&imgurl=http://zoomdoggle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cat.jpg&w=550&h=367&ei=57kpT9nAA8Pn8QOiqcXIAw&zoom=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD-Rob Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I thought that but the hole is too small so you will be fine then mate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Won't do any harm Shouid I shove it straight in or spit on it first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Give the cat to Ed as it will be returned so traumatised that it wont need spaying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33wgn Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Shouid I shove it straight in or spit on it first? depends wether your kitten likes it rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Shouid I shove it straight in or spit on it first? I wouldn't recommend spitting on the cat, they don't take kindly to things like that. It just needs one quick poke and it'll be right as rain again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 I thought that but the hole is too small so you will be fine then mate lol Shhhh mate don't tell everyone that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I thought they were "on" heat as opposed to "in" Dave. Unless it was in the cast with Val Kilmer, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 I wouldn't recommend spitting on the cat, they don't take kindly to things like that. It just needs one quick poke and it'll be right as rain again. Still doesn't seem right, sticking a pen up my kitty's little hole. All the pens I find are wide.... The girth is too big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD-Rob Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 she likes it when im on top lol [ATTACH=CONFIG]145503[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 she likes it when im on top lol [ATTACH=CONFIG]145503[/ATTACH] LOL when did you take that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD-Rob Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 LOL when did you take that?? five minutes ago when you started looking for pens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 five minutes ago when you started looking for pens I always thought you had a pussy between your legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I always thought you had a pussy between your legs Thought? We knew that man! As for the old girl on heat, tell us the truth... you already gave her one and now she wants more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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