Max Headroom Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Your all southern shandy drinkers, when I go on holiday I always say I am from Scotland, always gets a warm response................................................................but dont tell my wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Sorry to hear about your holiday...I am a bit concerned now because one of my mates wants me to come on one those kinds of holidays..where you all share a Villa or apartment in part of Spain or Greece where theres some nightlife.. I mean I have been to Torremolinos and Benidorm but userlly been by car and driven through..I only have to see signs like 'Sky Sports' shown here and 'English Pub' etc and Im outa there.. I think if you go somewhere that may have those type of people about..its best to book somewhere in a quiet fishing Village nearby so if it does get too much you got are not staying in the thick of it. For instance i used to hire a small villa with some friends in Moriara near to Benidorm..that way we had the best of both worlds the beautiful peaceful coves with secret beaches or the heavy nightlife of Benidorm just a drive away. Its odd when people say 'The Spainish are horrible people' you know then that they have been on holiday in somewhere like Costa del Sol or Magaluf.. Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I am a bit concerned now because one of my mates wants me to come on one those kinds of holidays. Go on Green, who knows you might even lose ya cherry to some strapping northern lass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Go on Green, who knows you might even lose ya cherry to some strapping northern lass lol..na I Like the chase, the challenge (and watching the sunset over a bottle of Rioja)..none of that will happen with a Northern lass. All ya's get would be 'Your useless in bed and you didn't make me cum' 'thats coz we were both pissed out of our tiny minds Love and you puked up all over the place and then i couldn't get it up he he' :eek2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I've never been to Spain for a holiday, this is the reason why. Magaluf.. christ its one of the cheapest/trashiest resorts in Spain isnt it!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezabloke Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 All ya's get would be 'Your useless in bed and you didn't make me cum' :eek2: ROLLING.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Sorry to hear you had a crap holiday Jim, after I was raving on about how good a time I had....... Was only there four days though and didnt really see any of the sh*te that you seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 lol..na I Like the chase, the challenge (and watching the sunset over a bottle of Rioja)..none of that will happen with a Northern lass. All ya's get would be 'Your useless in bed and you didn't make me cum' 'thats coz we were both pissed out of our tiny minds Love and you puked up all over the place and then i couldn't get it up he he' :eek2: Come on northern 'lasses'... I demand your response...! are you really going to take this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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