Holden1989 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 So, its friday, its payday (for me anyway) and i'm stuck at work, I think some much needed jokes are in order Amuse me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Graham1984? He's a bit of a joke, isn't he? Sorry, I mean joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Ok, what's red and invisible? No tomatoes. As heard on Radio 1 this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Whats round and laughs alot? A tickled onion Dont laugh, thats the only joke I can ever remember, apart from my ex boyfriend hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 What's the difference between pink and purple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 A man walks into a bar..... And says "OUCH!!" I'll grab my coat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 The grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Whats brown and sticky? A stick! Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Whats yellow and dangerous ? Shark infested Custard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 The grip. Indeed. Glad Kayle liked that one. Ok then. My favourite of all time is then one where the bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you ever have problems with sh!t sticking to you fur? The rabbit says "No..!!" So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Did ya hear that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BazzaAlpine Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 The grip. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilps Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 A man walks through a graveyard and sees another man crouched by a gravestone. "Morning" says the first man... ...to which the other man replies, "No, just having a sh!t" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjgreen3 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Might be a little soon for this one but here goes........ "Get your tickets for the costa concordia lottery" ................................ "Apparantly its a rollover!" Budum-tish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Might be a little soon for this one but here goes........ "Get your tickets for the costa concordia lottery" ................................ "Apparantly its a rollover!" Budum-tish! LOL brilliant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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